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How would you fix Baton Rouge?

Posted on 5/30/18 at 3:51 am
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37355 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 3:51 am
Here’s the scenario:

Fantasize that Broome resigns tomorrow and you’re named mayor of the city for the rest of her term. The Metro Council remains the same. All department heads are the same when you take over.

What are the first steps you’d take to right the ship and try to save this city?

Try to be specific.
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 4:19 am
Posted by Shooter
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
6318 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 4:13 am to
Knock down Mississippi River levee by Florida Blvd.
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
18122 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 4:17 am to
Put all panhandlers on a barge in the MS river then sink said barge.
Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2591 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 4:26 am to
Cut spending on inadequate councils, studies, and public programs.

Correct distribution of tax monies.

Stop bussing kids into neighborhoods that are miles away from their home.

Prison work force cleaning around the clock.

Start working with governor to attract large businesses to downtown Baton Rouge.
Posted by SabinBear
Member since Jan 2018
1145 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 4:28 am to
Start with public hangings for littering, and theft.

Then, return public schools to local neighborhoods. When kids act disrespectfully, assign them to a work chain gangs for a week at time, until their attitude improves.

Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39066 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 4:33 am to
Get rid of all waste.

No 18 wheelers on the interstate between 6:30 and 8:30 am, and 3:30-6 pm weekdays.

If physically able, adults that don't work, don't eat.

Roving snipers to fix the crime problem.
Posted by FeauxPaw
BRuh
Member since Sep 2015
853 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 4:38 am to
I would increase police presence everywhere north of Florida Blvd.

On second thought, I would unincorporate everything north of Government.

.... Okay, bombing runs everywhere north of I-12
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 4:45 am to
Redraw the city lines.
Posted by rpr4695
Member since May 2013
2094 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 4:49 am to
quote:

Redraw the city lines.





I'm not going to draw the lines because I don't want to get banned.
Posted by Merica
'Merica
Member since Mar 2013
982 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 4:50 am to
Mine would be a 3 prong attack based heavily on infrastructure and business.

1. Invest heavily in infrastructure. This will cost a fortune but it’s the only way to return Baton Rouge to relevance.

1A.Build a new bridge crossing from Plaquemine / St. Gabriel. There is plenty of land to develop south of Siegan / Nicholson Rd area. Tax incentive large community developers to develop this area. Well paid Blue collar workers (plant baws) will populate most of the area. They will also have an easier time getting to the plants with the new bridge. Make it a toll bridge with speed passes. The plant workers will easily pay this everyday to save hours of commute. Let the bridge pay for itself while developing a nice new area. Establish 2/3 new school districts and shopping/restaurant areas and make these new developments a desirable place to live.

1B. Make the “old bridge” / Airline a Baton Rouge loop. To do this a new split will have to be built before you reach the 415/port allen area and it will split to meet up with airline and will have to be rejoined with 1-12 after passing Baton Rouge. A significant amount of road improvements would have to be made to Airline to make it a formidable “Loop” but what this does is bring lots of work to the area and makes the less desirable North Baton Rouge a pass through area or it could possibly attract business developments (gas stations / Restraunts) to possibly create some nicer areas (gentrify) the area for business purposes.

1C. This is a bit optional but widen the “new bridge” from 1 lane going to S. BR to 2 lanes. This will help traffic flow.

2. Make Downtown Baton Rouge worth a shite. Incentivize some major realtor / building managers to build multiple nice office buildings and and give corporate companies offers they cannot refuse. It will cost money in the short run but in the long run it will bring significant money to the area. This new increase in people / money will bring the apartment buildings and continued rejuvenation of housing in the government street area and possibly into North Baton Rouge. The bars are much better downtown than they use to be but with the increase in money it could really improve the bar scene.

3. Invest heavily in a “Tech Corridor” and other business ventures that could keep some newly grad students local instead of letting them leave so easily. If BR doesn’t make a better effort to keep new grads local the “brain drain” will continue and Texas will continue to benefit from it. Could possible make a techy / startup area south of Lee and Nicholson and make it “hip” to try to keep people in state. The apartment buildings and restraurants will follow.

4. (Do not know if it is possible) but feeding from #3 on my list, make a clause in TOPPS that if you do not stay in LA and work for at least 3 years after graduation then the money has to be repaid to the state. This would have to come after the new influx of jobs were established in the area. I’m all for education but LA is stupid for paying for people to get educated and other states are benefiting from their talent as soon as they graduate and move away.
Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2591 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:15 am to
Real question should be can TD find, fund, and run a winning candidate?

I think it’s realistically within its abilities.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:40 am to
Chain gang clean up crews.

Public hangings for Murder.

Able body people work program. No work, no food or anything else.
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
5511 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:54 am to
You been saving up for this post
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37355 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:02 am to
quote:

Real question should be can TD find, fund, and run a winning candidate?

I think it’s realistically within its abilities.


I don’t know about find and fund, but TD could absolutely greatly bolster a candidate’s popularity.
Posted by 31TIGERS
Mike’s habitat
Member since Dec 2004
7219 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:05 am to
quote:

How would you fix Baton Rouge?



Hmmmmmmm...........is that a trick question? If not then it’s beyond obvious on how to fix Baton Rouge and any other “democrat” city.
Posted by golfntiger32
Ohio
Member since Oct 2013
12486 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:19 am to
First you make a Roux....
Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2591 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:30 am to
OT ballers would unite to save this town and have it their way. If not from our own pockets, connections with businesses and other donors could make ends meet.

Someone has to have a pure blood BR native friend/relative who came up through the EBR public school system, made it through frat life at LSU without any damning evidence and has a solid OT 6 as a wife and two kids.

We may not be able to present this for the next election but definitely find a guy for the following.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:38 am to
Fire chauna banks and anyone who supports her
Posted by Lsuhack1
Member since Feb 2018
866 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:41 am to
Immediately pass an executive order that EBR will adopt any of the states recommendations on ITEP to ensure we don’t lose that huge Exxon expansion.
Invest in creating a real research park, reign braf in and get them to invest in Baton Rouge. Then I Would takle council on aging.
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 6:42 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123930 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:43 am to
Rid the city of blight by razing the ghettos. No section 8.


Make a law that no stores take EBT.



Violent criminals are publicly hanged.


Saggin pants is a crime punishable by flogging.

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