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re: How to save a town

Posted on 2/5/24 at 7:39 pm to
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
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Posted on 2/5/24 at 7:39 pm to
The town should disappear.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
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Posted on 2/5/24 at 7:41 pm to
Posted by BoudinChicot
Member since Sep 2021
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Posted on 2/5/24 at 7:42 pm to
Unless you're in commuting distance of a metro or a few other exceptional cases, sadly you can't 'save' anything.

The economic carrying capacity of these places has dwindled to almost nothing since the 1950's. As the older generations die out and their educated descendants move away, all that's left are little welfare dystopias clustered around Dollar Generals, drugs, and crumbling infrastructure.

Places with historical/cultural charm or nearby outdoor recreation stand a chance through tourism at a drastically reduced size from their historical populations. Louisiana being the sportsman's paradise, that's about the only potential I see.
This post was edited on 2/5/24 at 7:44 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 2/5/24 at 7:43 pm to
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Start Here:


Have two rabid Ole Miss fans move into town?


Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 2/5/24 at 7:43 pm to
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How do you save a dying Louisiana town? Typical problems such as crime, brain drain, lack of employment opportunities.

Do you start with bringing new business in?

You bring in a genius mind and give him money and power. Hell, he may even be able to bring a JC Penny to town!




Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
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Posted on 2/5/24 at 7:44 pm to
All you can do is hope for a quick death rather than the slow population decline until it’s stagnant and full of meth heads.

But if you wanted to get creative, maybe an intervention reboot filmed in one little meth shite hole. Might get a mini tourism boom like funroe got for 5 minutes after the duck baws. Those dudes probably bought Monroe a couple more years.
This post was edited on 2/5/24 at 7:45 pm
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
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Posted on 2/5/24 at 7:44 pm to
This thread is bait

Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
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Posted on 2/5/24 at 7:50 pm to



bigger than Dr Pepper
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
34056 posts
Posted on 2/5/24 at 7:57 pm to
How far is it from a city?

Could it convert to an upscale suburb?
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 2/5/24 at 8:05 pm to
We have a dude in my Parish who started up an imaginary flight school. At least he's trying.
Posted by hottub
Member since Dec 2012
3652 posts
Posted on 2/5/24 at 8:26 pm to
I think with the workplace changing to more remote work, smalls towns can capitalize on it.

Upfront investment into schools, parks, etc will attract many folks looking for that small town feel and lower COL.
Posted by justaniceguy
Member since Sep 2020
6693 posts
Posted on 2/5/24 at 8:35 pm to
Kick out wal mart, bring in small business, build a university at least nearby
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
7570 posts
Posted on 2/5/24 at 8:36 pm to
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Elect a child as mayor. Sincerely, City of Bogalusa


It’s a real shite show. There’s an opportunity for Bogalusa with the new highway coming but the paper mill stigma is just too strong.
Posted by justaniceguy
Member since Sep 2020
6693 posts
Posted on 2/5/24 at 8:38 pm to
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think with the workplace changing to more remote work, smalls towns can capitalize on it.


This. My goal in life is pretty much to get enough experience to where I can work from home the rest of my life and just live in a small town.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
39051 posts
Posted on 2/5/24 at 8:39 pm to
Repeal women's suffrage.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 2/5/24 at 8:40 pm to
AI knows

Searched for “Bogalusa City Limits reality 2024 photorealistic”





Posted by Demonbengal
Ruston
Member since May 2015
4916 posts
Posted on 2/5/24 at 8:45 pm to
Jobs is #1, but there are all kinds of factors.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16683 posts
Posted on 2/5/24 at 8:46 pm to
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Searched for “Bogalusa City Limits reality 2024 photorealistic”

Nailed it. The Nissan is a nice touch.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98754 posts
Posted on 2/5/24 at 8:56 pm to
Build a suburb next to it for the upper middle class
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
15932 posts
Posted on 2/5/24 at 9:03 pm to
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How do you save a dying Louisiana town? Typical problems such as crime, brain drain, lack of employment opportunities.

LaToya, just try to deliver on promises you made during the elections.
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