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'How to Break Arm' Becomes Top Google Trend as Russians Face Conscription

Posted on 9/21/22 at 3:29 pm
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 9/21/22 at 3:29 pm
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Google searches for "how to break an arm at home" surged in Russia after President Vladimir Putin announced a partial mobilization of the population to fight in Ukraine.

The Russian president said conscription would only be applied to reservists, with the decree taking effect on Wednesday.

Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu, who spoke after Putin's address to the nation, said 300,000 men with "previous military experience" would now be called up.

Shortly after Google searches for "??? ??????? ???? ? ???????? ????????," or "how to break an arm at home," exploded across Russia, sparking speculation some Russians could take extreme measures to avoid fighting in Ukraine.


Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33256 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 3:32 pm to
If the Russians really needed conscripts they definitely ain’t letting some little broken arm stop them from throwing men to the meat grinder
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
14801 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 3:32 pm to
Has he thought of mobilizing his Putin Patriots on the poliboard?
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
5878 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 3:32 pm to
I was trying to figure out how one would carry a case of vodka with only one arm... Then I remembered that he could probably get an extra hand from another Russian with a broken arm.
Posted by TexasTiger33
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Member since Feb 2022
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Posted on 9/21/22 at 3:32 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/23/22 at 1:17 pm
Posted by TheDude854
Member since May 2019
396 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 3:34 pm to
Stories about Google search trends are propaganda put out by our intel community.
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
5878 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 3:35 pm to
Are you sure they aren't from the AMD community?
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

Stories about Google search trends are propaganda put out by our intel community.


Hoping this is sarcasm.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
26915 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 3:50 pm to
You've got a point in that you can't take anything from the net or the media at face value. Is it real, is it a lie, is it embellished to the point of being a lie, what is omitted, etc
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32966 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 3:56 pm to
The fact that the US government kept the Cold War paranoia going for so long is impressive, Russia’s military capabilities outside of launching an ICBM are comical.
Posted by Narbona
Member since May 2022
169 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 3:58 pm to
This is more to point out the stupidity of Americans than to "defend Putin":

1. Your source is Newsweek
2. Your source fails to provide a link or even a screenshot of their claim
3. ??? ??????? ???? ? ???????? ????????" translates to "how to break hand at home" not "how to break arm at home"
4. Google Trends does not show that "How to Break Arm" was "top google trend"
5. There is already a thread for you keyboard operators to circlejerk in
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6925 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Shortly after Google searches for "??? ??????? ???? ? ???????? ???????? exploded across Russia
?


In other news, men with broken arms are being imprisoned all throughout Russia.
This post was edited on 9/21/22 at 4:01 pm
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26327 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

Has he thought of mobilizing his Putin Patriots on the poliboard?


I’m one of his patriots here in the OT. Guilty as charged.
Posted by Spoonbilla
Member since Aug 2022
874 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 4:36 pm to
Holy hell are we bad at psyops. We invented psyops, lol. I hate to think how bad we will be at real war instead of just killing brown people in their homes.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22277 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 4:37 pm to
Maybe it's to be taken like "break a leg" in show biz.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

'How to Break Arm' Becomes Top Google Trend as Russians Face Conscription


so many of these russia will surrender to the pig farmers by next tuesday threads

russia isnt losing anything, they are taking their time because they dont want to destroy the country, they just want the corrupt leadership out, and that takes time

if russia wanted to this would have ended the same day it began, thankfully russia is the only adult in the room that doesnt want to escalate things
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8462 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 4:42 pm to
Een Soviet Russia, ahrm breaks you!
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

russia isnt losing anything, they are taking their time because they dont want to destroy the country, they just want the corrupt leadership out, and that takes time


Putin is literally forcing citizens to war. Because he's getting hammered.

How can anybody spin this any other way?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 4:46 pm to
Let Vladimir lead the charge in battle, with his shirt off
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
26721 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

This is more to point out the stupidity of Americans than to "defend Putin":

1. Your source is Newsweek
2. Your source fails to provide a link or even a screenshot of their claim
3. ??? ??????? ???? ? ???????? ????????" translates to "how to break hand at home" not "how to break arm at home"
4. Google Trends does not show that "How to Break Arm" was "top google trend"
5. There is already a thread for you keyboard operators to circlejerk in




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