How Old Were You When You First Started Gambling?

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Gambling

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I prefer safer hobbies like skydiving and base jumping.

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You ever thought about getting into Russian roulette?

The details of my life are quite inconsequential. But if you must pry, then very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

It's the hemp their after.

when I first signed up on TD I bet that you start a lot of shitty threads

















































and I won

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How Old Were You When You First Started Gambling

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Never started.

bet i was younger than you