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re: How often do you poop?

Posted on 10/3/18 at 2:40 pm to
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14539 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 2:40 pm to
At one time I was a union carpenter. The one thing unions taught me was

"Always shite on the company's time and never on your time."

Not a bad policy to follow.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 2:45 pm to
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77481 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

I shite out yesterday's dinner following lunch and today's lunch following dinner
Probably not that days lunch that quickly. After eating you have a large peristaltic wave called the gastrocolic reflex that naturally occurs. Often it results in having to take a dump. That's what happens when people eat Popeye's or taco bell and shite an hour later. That's not the food you just ate from Popeye's, it's from several hours before.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8537 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

"Always shite on the company's time and never on your time."

I tried to abide by that policy. But sometimes, if I don't shite on my time, I'll end up shitting on myself, and that's a trade I'm willing to make.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104073 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 2:48 pm to
Ideally once in the morning and maybe once at night. Lately if I eat certain things it goes right through me.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 2:53 pm to
Yes indeed Copenhagen. I love me some Cope but I have to stop soon.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56504 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 2:56 pm to
Every morning. Sometimes it hits me from just the smell of coffee brewing. Barring that, a hot cup of coffee and a cigarette is guaranteed to make me come to as close to shitting my pants as humanly possible.
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14906 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 3:04 pm to
First thing in the morning every day. Almost never twice a day and I don't think I ever skip a day.
Posted by MikeD
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8081 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 3:06 pm to
First thing in the AM and when I get home from work
Posted by BayouBengals18
Fort Worth
Member since Jan 2009
9843 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

Yes indeed Copenhagen. I love me some Cope but I have to stop soon.


Me too.. I even got some Grinds to try and help.. On another note, Caramel and Mocha Grinds are awesome..
Posted by FLTech
Member since Sep 2017
24763 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 3:19 pm to
mornings, I take a nice long dump while reading my phone
after work, a nice long dump while reading my phone
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 3:20 pm to
At least 2 times per day.
Posted by nuwaydawg
Member since Nov 2007
2110 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

Drink plenty of water. Very important.


This is important if you are constipated. If I miss a day, I'll eat something like watermelon, cantaloupe, grapes or plums.

Works every time.
Posted by transcend
Austin, TX
Member since Aug 2013
4166 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 3:35 pm to
2 times a day. I workout.
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
9838 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 3:47 pm to
After my cup of coffee in the morning and mid afternoon sometimes between 4-5.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20316 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 3:49 pm to
Cup of joe. Gotta go!

About 15 minutes after waking and the coffee hits my stomach.
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
8777 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 3:51 pm to
.67 times a day. I’m on a 2 on/1 off schedule.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
44585 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 3:51 pm to
One. And I keep it brief. Hemorrhoids taught me this.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
10089 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 4:12 pm to
3-4 times a week. That goes to 3-4 times a day if I eat cereal for breakfast.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119863 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 4:15 pm to
Some of you people need to start taking pro-biotics.
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