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How much money would it take for you to cut your penis off

Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:51 am
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16014 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:51 am
Or is their no amount that's worth that loss? For about 10 billion i might do it. Then I could get a prosthetic dick and still be rich
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 11:57 am
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57452 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:52 am to
None, what's the point of being a billionaire if I can't use my dick
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:52 am to
What the hell is wrong with you? It's lunch time for God's sake.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75164 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:53 am to
Tree fiddy
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:54 am to
No amount. Even if I had Bill Gates-level cash, I'd just have loads of free time to sit around and think about how great it used to be to bust loads.
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 12:08 pm
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:54 am to
couldnt pay me enough.

whats your #? obviously youve thought about this and have a # in mind.
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12059 posts
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Posted by Bootyrich
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2015
1189 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:54 am to
Enough to replace my previous one with a larger, more profound penis
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:55 am to
An ESPY Courage award is enough for me
Posted by DCtiger1
Panama City Beach
Member since Jul 2009
8756 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:55 am to
No amount is worth the loss
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
34802 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:56 am to
Slow day huh?
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25864 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:57 am to
At $2 million an inch I'd take the $20 million and run.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62741 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:58 am to
If you let my wife decide, she'd allow my unit to be cut off for as little as a White House Black Market gift card.
Posted by Wind
Member since Nov 2016
854 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:58 am to
It is:

The amount of money it would take me for me to have a penis transplant. My new penis would at minimum have the nerve endings required for me to enjoy sex. Obviously it would be a BBC.

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~10 million USD

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quote:

Enough to replace my previous one with a larger, more profound penis


This guy gets it but forgot to ask for the extra money.

This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 11:59 am
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78951 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:58 am to
I'll pay you $19.95 to do so. What's your Paypal info?
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
9785 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:58 am to
Ask Bruce Jenner!
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:59 am to
Billions IF I was positive a penis transplant would work and feel awesome.

Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15498 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 12:00 pm to
Start a real BME Pain Olympics request on reddit and find out.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72042 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 12:01 pm to
There is no amount of money. I would rather be poor with a dick than the richest man in the world and dickless.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30551 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 12:01 pm to
Nope. Would not for any amount of money. My penis is my greatest source of pleasure
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