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re: How many toddlers would it take to defeat you in hand to hand combat?
Posted on 9/13/21 at 8:40 pm to Jax Teller
Posted on 9/13/21 at 8:40 pm to Jax Teller
I mean, charging at each other on a battlefield? You aren't losing. Having a dumpster truck full of toddlers back up and unload on you...that might be tough.
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 9:18 pm to weagle99
Not that many, they’re very skilled at hitting you in the nuts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 9:21 pm to weagle99
Depends…how schitty are their diapers?
Posted on 9/13/21 at 9:35 pm to weagle99
I’d start picking them up and throwing them at other ones. Or grab one by the ankles and use him as a bat.
Posted on 9/13/21 at 9:47 pm to weagle99
I dunno but good luck, Gulliver.
Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:02 pm to HogBalls
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A toddler is incapable of doing physical harm to an adult male.
You’ve never been bit by one of those teething bastards, have you?
Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:18 pm to GreenRockTiger
quote:You are an angel.
I’ve had three toddlers at once twice in my life
This post was edited on 9/13/21 at 10:19 pm
Posted on 9/13/21 at 11:41 pm to weagle99
Could be tough to overcome their cry in unison attack tbh
Posted on 9/14/21 at 12:38 am to weagle99
No weapons? None amount.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 12:45 am to SlickRick55
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Yeah somewhere between 300 and 400, prob somewhere in the neighborhood of 340-360. More specifically, 345-355 or something in that vicinity.
360 is the most toddlers I ever beat up at one time. But I wasn’t even that tired so I could probably roll a few thousand more. Just a guesstimate
Posted on 9/14/21 at 12:47 am to HogBalls
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A toddler is incapable of doing physical harm to an adult male.
Incapable my arse.
I can tell you have never picked up one of those hyper little bastards before that kung fu kick wildly.
And they always smash you right in the nuts. Multiple times.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 7:48 am to billjamin
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Didn’t we talk about this once already?
Once?
Posted on 9/14/21 at 7:56 am to HogBalls
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A toddler is incapable of doing physical harm to an adult male.
My toddler has kicked me in the balls like 100 times, and it hurts every time.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 8:10 am to BottomlandBrew
Kicked? They usually punch.
Are you very short, or is your toddler a tiny little Bruce Lee?
Are you very short, or is your toddler a tiny little Bruce Lee?
Posted on 9/14/21 at 8:17 am to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
90% of testicle strikes occur while I'm sitting on the couch or sitting on the floor. The other 10% is when he's flailing like a maniac during a tantrum and I pick him up. You'd think you could hold them at arm's length and be out of range, but the flailing really fricks with your center of gravity, so you have to pull them in slightly closer, and bam! Testicle strike.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 9:17 am to Hogwarts
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After the first one hits me in the nuts, I’m done
This is the answer. Once they discover this vulnerability, it’s lights out.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 9:19 am to weagle99
One has whipped my arse before. They never wear out
Posted on 9/14/21 at 9:21 am to weagle99
I would smother them all with huggies!
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