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How many toddlers would it take to defeat you in hand to hand combat?

Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:28 pm
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:28 pm
No weapons, you are prepared for the battle and they rush you.

Your training is whatever you currently have.
Posted by BtonTiger318
The OT Lounge
Member since Jul 2021
461 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:29 pm to
We talking 2 year olds or 4 year olds?
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:30 pm to
Either
Posted by fancy like applebees
Member since Sep 2021
179 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:30 pm to
Toddlers don't rush anything unless it's covered in chocolate.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17871 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:31 pm to
quote:

How many toddlers would it take to defeat you in hand to hand combat?

Can I use toddlers I defeat as a weapon?
Posted by Outdoorreb
Member since Oct 2019
2509 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:31 pm to
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Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123896 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:31 pm to
Don’t need to fight them. I’ll turn their army to my side with peekaboo and nursery rhymes. I’m great with kids.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101914 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:31 pm to
About 2. Toddlers are exhausting. Dealing with one is exhausting, if there were two I would just give up.
Posted by Stagliano
Member since Dec 2020
1653 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:32 pm to
All of them
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12371 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:32 pm to
Didn’t we talk about this once already?
This post was edited on 9/13/21 at 6:33 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53552 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:32 pm to
They aren't all hopped up on PEDs like sugar and caffeine, are they?
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40370 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:33 pm to
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Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53552 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:33 pm to
quote:

Didn’t we talk about this once already?

Probably, but it ain't Covid, so just go with it.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11214 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:33 pm to
They would mentally break me long before I’m physically overcome.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37423 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:34 pm to
Toddlers? All of them
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8587 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:35 pm to
A toddler is incapable of doing physical harm to an adult male.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:35 pm to
You would get about 50 and start getting tired then it is just how many of them are left
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10172 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:37 pm to


After doing this to like a dozen of them I’d be fine with being taken out.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8362 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:38 pm to
Boys or girls? 4 year old boys you ain’t gonna last long against 50 or so.
Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
Prairieville/Dutchtown
Member since Dec 2003
16195 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:38 pm to
This is like asking how many guppies would it take to defeat a shark. Name the number and it still wouldn’t happen.
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