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How many times have you sharted?
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:30 pm
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:30 pm
Be honest and fess up. I'm probably at a good half dozens times. The worst was when I sharted in public. Had to go to the Abercrombie and fitch dressing room to stash my soild draws.
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Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:31 pm to PatrickBeetmen
today ?
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:32 pm to PatrickBeetmen
I would say a half dozen times or so. Of course, that does not include a couple of more times when I just flat shite my pants.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:32 pm to OWLFAN86
In your life, total.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:33 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Never. I work so hard to make America great, that everything comes out in sweat.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:33 pm to Spankum
quote:
How many times have you sharted?
I would say a half dozen times or so. Of course, that does not include a couple of more times when I just flat shite my pants.
How did you flat shite yourself?
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:34 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Its been almost 10 years since i sharted
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:34 pm to PatrickBeetmen
never
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:36 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Just once. It was in your mother's mouth when she insisted on tossing my salad. Oops.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:39 pm to PatrickBeetmen
I go through phases. I'll shart a few times a week and then go a few months with clean drawers.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:40 pm to PatrickBeetmen
In my life? Innumerable.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:40 pm to PatrickBeetmen
quote:
How did you flat shite yourself?
went to blast out a fart...and it turned out not to be a fart.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:41 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Too many times to count
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:41 pm to Spankum
quote:
when I just flat shite my pants
Bruh... you didn't know it was coming?
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:42 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Zero
But thanks for asking.
But thanks for asking.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:46 pm to PatrickBeetmen
0.0
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:48 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Can't trust a man that doesn't admit to shitting himself.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:52 pm to PatrickBeetmen
There's 3 things I don't trust. Politicians, women and farts.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:56 pm to fr33manator
Luckily most of my sharts happen at home so I can run to the bathroom and remove the poopied draws.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:58 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Elitist liberal here, it never happens.
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