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re: How many times have you sharted?
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:09 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:09 pm to PatrickBeetmen
I’m good for 2-3 Times a year
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Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:18 pm to djangochained
Every so often I eat something that gives me the squirts. Problem is I don't know I have the squirts until that first shart. Then I'm afraid to fart for 2 or 3 weeks.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:24 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Once
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:38 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Just this one time after this chick gave me tainted food. The fart turned out to be explosive diarrhea. It was a good thing I was home at the time, but the room never quite lost the smell.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 10:56 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Many times however I am able to catch it between the cheeks so I don't ruin my draws all I gotta do is swab out.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 11:37 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Not long ago I had a pasty poop early in the morning, you know, the kind that leaves a peanut butter stickiness on the arse crack. After what seemed like 15 baby wipes, I felt a puckering but it subsided. Seemed this was a warning for something horrible later that morning.
An hour or so later and accompanying some lower stomach pains, I felt a need to cut one. So, I did let a bubbly one ease out while on the couch followed by a terrific putrid stench. My Lab jumped up and went upstairs leaving me alone with the horrendous cloud that permeated the air to a repellent degree. I also felt the warmth back there and when I stood I knew my droz was stuck to my arse crack. Well, 20 wipes later and a new droz, and I was feeling fine. Yep, started a handful.
An hour or so later and accompanying some lower stomach pains, I felt a need to cut one. So, I did let a bubbly one ease out while on the couch followed by a terrific putrid stench. My Lab jumped up and went upstairs leaving me alone with the horrendous cloud that permeated the air to a repellent degree. I also felt the warmth back there and when I stood I knew my droz was stuck to my arse crack. Well, 20 wipes later and a new droz, and I was feeling fine. Yep, started a handful.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 11:50 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Too many times to count. Most famous and family lore was a time 35 Years ago at Maspero’s . Standing at the urinal
Hung the nasty fouled drawers on the coat hook in the stall. Fully shitted
Hung the nasty fouled drawers on the coat hook in the stall. Fully shitted
Posted on 10/2/17 at 1:18 pm to jack6294
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Hung the nasty fouled drawers on the coat hook in the stall. Fully shitted
Great stories, this sounds like my Abercrombie and fitch incident.
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