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How many times have you pooped this weekend?
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:40 am
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:40 am
Thanks to a nasty stomach bug I have pooped (or rather, blasted greenish brown sludge from my b hole) over 35 times this weekend. My anus is on fire and I'm currently pretty dehydrated. At this point I don't even bother to wash my hands when I'm done
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:41 am to Grim
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Update: 3
This post was edited on 1/7/18 at 10:53 am
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:42 am to Grim
Same as always. Once a day.
You need to lubricate your hole baw. Take the edge off.
You need to lubricate your hole baw. Take the edge off.
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:46 am to Grim
While I could have gone my whole life without reading this. Eat some yogurt and take probiotics. And of course stay hydrated. Pedialyte is the best thing when you have a stomach virus, but gatorade will do as well.
Yogurt and probiotics replaces all the good bacteria that you lost. It will make you feel better.
Yogurt and probiotics replaces all the good bacteria that you lost. It will make you feel better.
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:49 am to OweO
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While I could have gone my whole life without reading this.
No kidding
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:49 am to Grim
Put some hydrocortisone cream on your butt it will make it feel better.
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:50 am to Grim
Just bring the charger into the bathroom and don't worry about wiping.
Im on no. 2 for the day.
Im on no. 2 for the day.
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:52 am to foj1981
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35? Exaggerate much?
Honestly that's probably a low ball estimate
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:55 am to Grim
Zero times. Like most normal people, I purposely subdue the urge to shite in hopes of building a monster log. When I do(o doo) eventually drop a super thick 14-18 inch long whopper, I take pictures of it and text it to my friends. They love it.
This post was edited on 1/7/18 at 10:56 am
Posted on 1/7/18 at 11:01 am to Grim
Some Grim posts are grimmer than others.
I pooped, therefore I am.
I pooped, therefore I am.
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