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How many times have you pooped this weekend?

Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:40 am
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:40 am
Thanks to a nasty stomach bug I have pooped (or rather, blasted greenish brown sludge from my b hole) over 35 times this weekend. My anus is on fire and I'm currently pretty dehydrated. At this point I don't even bother to wash my hands when I'm done
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34998 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:41 am to
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Update: 3
This post was edited on 1/7/18 at 10:53 am
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18045 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:41 am to
Thanks for sharing.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8367 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:42 am to
Same as always. Once a day.

You need to lubricate your hole baw. Take the edge off.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113900 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:46 am to
While I could have gone my whole life without reading this. Eat some yogurt and take probiotics. And of course stay hydrated. Pedialyte is the best thing when you have a stomach virus, but gatorade will do as well.

Yogurt and probiotics replaces all the good bacteria that you lost. It will make you feel better.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21856 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:48 am to
Get a squatty potty baw.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48272 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:48 am to
Story no good w/o pics, bro.
Posted by Tiger Roux
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
4936 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:48 am to
Holy crap man.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58309 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:49 am to
quote:

While I could have gone my whole life without reading this.


No kidding
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29145 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:49 am to
Put some hydrocortisone cream on your butt it will make it feel better.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90447 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:49 am to
I'm pooping currently
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98138 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:49 am to
quote:

over 35 times


ISWYDT
Posted by Tino
:yawn:
Member since Dec 2004
86225 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:49 am to
I’m sorry to hear that ma’am
Posted by foj1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2013
3738 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:50 am to
35? Exaggerate much?
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21909 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:50 am to
Just bring the charger into the bathroom and don't worry about wiping.


Im on no. 2 for the day.
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:52 am to
quote:

35? Exaggerate much?

Honestly that's probably a low ball estimate
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:53 am to
Another shitty thread by Grim
Posted by BananaHammock
Member since Aug 2011
13150 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:55 am to
Zero times. Like most normal people, I purposely subdue the urge to shite in hopes of building a monster log. When I do(o doo) eventually drop a super thick 14-18 inch long whopper, I take pictures of it and text it to my friends. They love it.
This post was edited on 1/7/18 at 10:56 am
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41170 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:56 am to
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Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65533 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 11:01 am to
Some Grim posts are grimmer than others.

I pooped, therefore I am.
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