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re: How many rulers does it take to measure your penis?
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:46 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:46 am to arseinclarse
One, unless it's Trump doing the measuring. He might need a little help.
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Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:14 am to SwampTrash
Queen Elizabeth and Queen Anne
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:28 am to arseinclarse
Tree Fiddy.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:32 am to arseinclarse
"Victim" sounds like a little bitch. Dude was weird but doesn't deserve this shite, he was just data focused.
That which is measured gets improved
That which is measured gets improved
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:34 am to arseinclarse
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measuring his penis
Renown scientist Adam Carolla says the proper way to measure your penis is to go from the center of your anus to just past the tip. And in some states this is amended by going once around the balls as well.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 12:08 pm to arseinclarse
Am I the only one wondering why he was measuring it "semi-erect"? Seems like he was leaving a little on the table. Why bother?
Posted on 5/15/18 at 12:51 pm to arseinclarse
So, he issued a challenge to others so they could use one of his rulers and mark their length on it. I don’t see an issue with this... Do you?
Posted on 5/15/18 at 12:55 pm to Yewkindewit
Maybe he had multiple rulers so people didn't feel uncomfortable about using the same one he had already mashed his penis against.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 12:57 pm to arseinclarse
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but which requires completion of a sex offender treatment program
Jesus. For measuring his dick next to a giant pussy.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 1:09 pm to Hogwarts
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Mine is 10
Centimeters
Nice subtle brag.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 2:20 pm to arseinclarse
quote:Usually two dicktators....
How many rulers does it take to measure your penis?
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:11 pm to arseinclarse
Was the measurement with fat pad pushed in or no?
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:20 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:25 pm to arseinclarse
Why not go into a stall and shut the door??? That's what a non homo would do.... IF a non homo decided to measure his junk in a public restroom!
Guy is obviously gay and attempting to pick up some college penis. Didn't work out for him.
Guy is obviously gay and attempting to pick up some college penis. Didn't work out for him.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 4:01 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 5/15/18 at 5:11 pm to arseinclarse
I usually measure mine by the amount of finger nail I bite off. On a good day I get about two thumbnails worth of length.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 5:21 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 5/15/18 at 5:22 pm to BlastOff
Came here for this comment. Now I can rest easy.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 7:13 pm to OysterPoBoy
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If seeing a man's semi erect penis makes you feel weird and uncomfortable you must have some other issues going on. A half chub is one of the most comforting images in nature. It's a symbol that yes, I think your hot but you are not in imminent danger of being raped.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 7:15 pm to OysterPoBoy
This post was edited on 5/15/18 at 7:18 pm
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