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How many of your problems go away if you got divorced and started working at a gas station
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:20 pm
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:20 pm
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Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:21 pm to OysterPoBoy
Are you drunk?
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:21 pm to OysterPoBoy
Literally none
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:21 pm to OysterPoBoy
Ah yes, eliminating life's struggles by losing half my shite and taking a massive pay cut?
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:22 pm to OysterPoBoy
you mean like Buc-cee’s? that would be awesome!
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:24 pm to OysterPoBoy
I know this will get shite on but it’s a profound question.
The answer is…honestly… most of them.
But other problems will manifest. Simpler ones tho.
The answer is…honestly… most of them.
But other problems will manifest. Simpler ones tho.
This post was edited on 5/30/26 at 9:25 pm
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:25 pm to 777Tiger
Every time a see someone working at a gas station it seems like they’re doing ok. Like not a lot of worries.
You’re not really taking work home with you.
Feels like you can be present.
You’re not really taking work home with you.
Feels like you can be present.
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:26 pm to OysterPoBoy
Your alimony and child support aren't based on your current income but your previous.
If you knowingly underemploy yourself....good luck.
If you knowingly underemploy yourself....good luck.
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:26 pm to OysterPoBoy
Gas station people are happy 70% of the time.
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:27 pm to OysterPoBoy
I jerk off behind the gas station now.
I assume I could jerk it twice as much if I’m given two designated breaks if I’m officially working there.
Seems like an upgrade to me.
I assume I could jerk it twice as much if I’m given two designated breaks if I’m officially working there.
Seems like an upgrade to me.
This post was edited on 5/30/26 at 9:28 pm
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:29 pm to OysterPoBoy
Get divorced + work at buckys + sleep naked = no worldly problems
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:30 pm to OysterPoBoy
I was buying something in the gas station yesterday and out of the blue the clerk told me that was the hardest job he ever had. He was only about 20 years old.
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:30 pm to OysterPoBoy
I guess if I was unemployed and married to a miserable battle ax, it’s a solid plan towards a better life.
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:31 pm to boosiebadazz
quote:
I jerk off behind the gas station now.
I assume I could jerk it twice as much if I’m given two designated breaks if I’m officially working there.
Seems like an upgrade to me.
I see no downside to this scenario at all
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:34 pm to OysterPoBoy
99%
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:34 pm to OysterPoBoy
A new set of problems will arise for you, my friend.
But motherfricker, please, load the gas pump is with receipt paper, dammit. I’m tired of walking up there to have to go get the receipt from you for expenses.
But motherfricker, please, load the gas pump is with receipt paper, dammit. I’m tired of walking up there to have to go get the receipt from you for expenses.
This post was edited on 5/30/26 at 9:36 pm
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:37 pm to OysterPoBoy
quote:
Every time a see someone working at a gas station it seems like they’re doing ok. Like not a lot of worries.
It's amazing how life's problems seem to melt away when you know you have just days to live.
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:44 pm to OysterPoBoy
You could marry your boyfriend and have two incomes.
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:50 pm to TideSaint
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Are you drunk?
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