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re: How many of you "fathers" had DNA Paternity Tests prior to signing the Birth Certificate?

Posted on 9/30/25 at 6:52 pm to
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36125 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 6:52 pm to
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Bots, shite posts, and child death rule the OT

I remember when it was lunches, snacks, attention whores, night shifts, tier rankings, babes, and bullshitting


At least I post a what’s your frat level thread.

Sorry, I’m not able to post a Middleton check in
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
78758 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 6:52 pm to
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Paternity tests should be required before a man puts his name on a birth certificate. But it will never happen unfortunately.


Just require it for child support.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16329 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 6:54 pm to
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Such as?

Limited in France, Germany and Switzerland. If I remember right private dna tests are banned and only allowed if court ordered.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29422 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 6:55 pm to
It crossed my mind until I saw my son's hands after he was born.

The boy has bear paws for hands. Long arms and torso, no arse, short legs, and hilariously over developed traps.

If he ain't mine, I have a twin who screwed my wife

Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69406 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 6:57 pm to
You ever sit back and ponder how fat the average OTer is now?
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
23356 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 6:59 pm to
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29422 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 6:59 pm to
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You ever sit back and ponder how fat the average OTer is now?


Nah. He just shops for shoe lifts on amazon.
Posted by OH NO
Member since Sep 2025
20 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:04 pm to
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It should be a requirement.


Most men are such pussies that they are afraid to demand a DNA Test or Prenup.

Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36125 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:05 pm to
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Most men are such pussies that they are afraid to demand a DNA Test or Prenup.


Says the “man” that’s never had his pee pee touched
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37867 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:13 pm to
That was a damn good post you made in that other thread
Posted by Defenseiskey
Houston, TX
Member since Nov 2010
1652 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:18 pm to
Bot farm
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
14201 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:20 pm to
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Do you seriously think that there are Bots being created for the purpose of posting about DNA Tests on Tigerdroppings ? That's some serious Tin Foil Hat stuff right there.


Exactly what a bot would say.
Posted by Prosecuted Collins
The Farm
Member since Sep 2003
7199 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:22 pm to
Some woman gave OP generational trauma. High school ex or mom?
Posted by ATrillionaire
Houston
Member since Sep 2008
2180 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:25 pm to
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I thought about it, but they look like me and I wanted to maintain a bit of deniability in case they turned into assholes or liberals or something.

You're definitely paying a premium for that deniability.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
33792 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 8:25 pm to
There’s no reason for me to have ever gotten one, but if I had a reason - there’s no law that would stop me.

Posted by Prosecuted Collins
The Farm
Member since Sep 2003
7199 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 8:51 pm to
For a modern day internet dude in LA who’s insulated themselves from modern culture any text on their screen that doesn’t strictly align to their world view are “bots”. Believe it’s called cognitive dissonance.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
37629 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 8:52 pm to
Yet another alter
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11335 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 9:22 pm to
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In France you get a year in prison for attempting to get a DNA Paternity Test without a court order Thanks to the Internet, Social Media, & DNA Testing men are slowly learning that women aren't the sweet little angels that they were raised to believe.


I wonder how the storylines from the Young and the Restless translated in France from the late 1990’s to the 2000’s when every other week a character was wondering if Victor Newman or Jack Abbot was the father of their child or if someone swiped Victor’s sperm from the sperm bank or if someone broke into the lab to alter the results.


I stopped watching and caring about a decade ago now the children are nearly dating each other and the show reminds me of rich Alabamians sleeping with half siblings.
This post was edited on 9/30/25 at 9:23 pm
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
18678 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 9:41 pm to
Even world governments know women are whores
Posted by OH NO
Member since Sep 2025
20 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 7:37 am to
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Even world governments know women are whores


Sad but true.
30% of the DNA tests in USA show that the "father" isn't the father.
Of course those are tests where the man is suspicious that he isn't the father, so I would expect that number to be higher than the general public.

But 30%?
Wow
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