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re: How many kindergartners do you think you could take on in a fight before being overpowered
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:08 pm to Grindlewald
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:08 pm to Grindlewald
Aren't you supposed to be armed with a giant dildo for this exercise?
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Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:12 pm to Grindlewald
The average person does not have the cardio to keep going once their adrenaline is depleted
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:13 pm to Ash Williams
According to your highly scientific assessment tool I can take 37. I immediately thought of Monty Pythons Holy Grail...37 what? I'm 37 I'm not old...
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:15 pm to Grindlewald
What kind of adult male contemplates being overwhelmed by kindergartners? You on the registry baw?
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:16 pm to Ash Williams
I got 31
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:17 pm to Grindlewald
I have a pit bull
So I have that going for me
But will this occur in Germany?
So I have that going for me
But will this occur in Germany?
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:17 pm to Grindlewald
As a parent of a 5 year old I can confidently say I would frick them up with ease and not break a sweat
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:22 pm to Grindlewald
Just have a couple of phones/I-pads handy playing whatever annoying children's game or song is popular at the time. Have the volume on full blast and when a wave comes throw it into a corner to distract them.
I imagine the little shits to be the equivalent of a hoard of zombies; dangerous in numbers but stupid and easily distracted. With any luck, they will crush themselves to death.
I imagine the little shits to be the equivalent of a hoard of zombies; dangerous in numbers but stupid and easily distracted. With any luck, they will crush themselves to death.
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:23 pm to bakersman
You people need to relax. It's a hilarious thought exercise that usually produces entertaining responses (though it is a bit too common of a thread.)
"oh my geee you're a pedophile" is not entertaining.
"oh my geee you're a pedophile" is not entertaining.
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:35 pm to Ash Williams
I got 52 on that quiz.
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:39 pm to Grindlewald
Alter, we literally had this exact thread not even a week ago.
Do better loser
Do better loser
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:39 pm to Grindlewald
Until I wear myself out. Releasing them every 30 seconds is like fish in a barrel
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:40 pm to Grindlewald
This would go on until you fell asleep. A five year old is very small and helpless.
Also.... this is a weird topic. OP should be evaluated.
Also.... this is a weird topic. OP should be evaluated.
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