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How many kindergartners do you think you could take on in a fight before being overpowered
Posted on 1/26/20 at 11:49 am
Posted on 1/26/20 at 11:49 am
Stipulations and context:
1. The kindergartners are released 5 at a time every 30 seconds.
2. The arena is a standard sized classroom, let's say 40 feet wide by 25 feet deep. However, the room is completely empty.
3. The kindergartners are unarmed. They are just going to run at you, attempting to punch, kick, bite, and scratch you. Their ultimate goal is to cumulatively dog pile on you and pin you to the ground. If they can pin you for 15 consecutive seconds, you lose.
4. You have to knock a kindergartner unconscious in order to defeat them. Once they are knocked unconscious, they vanish from the classroom arena.
5. You can use any strategy you want to fend them off, but you are also unarmed and you are not allowed to leave the room.
6. Without moral constraints. Because a lot of you baws go to church.
1. The kindergartners are released 5 at a time every 30 seconds.
2. The arena is a standard sized classroom, let's say 40 feet wide by 25 feet deep. However, the room is completely empty.
3. The kindergartners are unarmed. They are just going to run at you, attempting to punch, kick, bite, and scratch you. Their ultimate goal is to cumulatively dog pile on you and pin you to the ground. If they can pin you for 15 consecutive seconds, you lose.
4. You have to knock a kindergartner unconscious in order to defeat them. Once they are knocked unconscious, they vanish from the classroom arena.
5. You can use any strategy you want to fend them off, but you are also unarmed and you are not allowed to leave the room.
6. Without moral constraints. Because a lot of you baws go to church.
26
Posted on 1/26/20 at 11:50 am to Grindlewald
350
Posted on 1/26/20 at 11:50 am to Grindlewald
What kind of psycho is contemplating how many 5 year old children he can render unconscious?
Posted on 1/26/20 at 11:50 am to Grindlewald
All of them.
Posted on 1/26/20 at 11:52 am to Grindlewald
Gonna need a location and demographics of the kindergarten? Dammit this is my life we talking about.
Posted on 1/26/20 at 11:52 am to Grindlewald
This was posted last week. And the week before that. And probably the week before that.
Posted on 1/26/20 at 11:52 am to Grindlewald
I posted this link in this exact same thread last week.
LINK
I believe it to be scientifically accurate
LINK
I believe it to be scientifically accurate
Posted on 1/26/20 at 11:53 am to Grindlewald
You know I've been thinking on this type scenarios and they don't work. Once you clobber one the rest will cry and blubber.
Posted on 1/26/20 at 11:54 am to Grindlewald
Could 1000 kindergartners on meth take out an incensed rhinoceros?
Posted on 1/26/20 at 11:58 am to Grindlewald
Just grab one and use him as a weapon by swinging him around to pummel the rest.
Posted on 1/26/20 at 11:59 am to Ash Williams
I love that this quiz exists, but I disagree with the results, given the parameters of the OP. My number was 21. I assume that is an all at once scenario. 5 at a time, I'm taking out at least 30 of those little bastards before I wear out. My knee is at perfect head height for a 5 year old. My legs would be my biggest weapon, and would allow me to maintain my stamina.
Eta
This is all assuming these are fearless 5 year olds. If they are regular, many will retreat in fear. If that adds to my total, now we're getting into triple digits.
Eta
This is all assuming these are fearless 5 year olds. If they are regular, many will retreat in fear. If that adds to my total, now we're getting into triple digits.
This post was edited on 1/26/20 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:01 pm to Ash Williams
I got 31 on that quiz.. (yes I took the quiz lol).. I feel like I could take more though
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:03 pm to Grindlewald
Seems like we have this thread every damn month
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:03 pm to Grindlewald
didn't we just do this?
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:03 pm to Grindlewald
Depends on what school.
Some of those kindergartners should probably be in 4th grade.
Anyways
OP reminds me of
Some of those kindergartners should probably be in 4th grade.
Anyways
OP reminds me of
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:04 pm to Grindlewald
Pedophile board
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:06 pm to Grindlewald
You must really like taking on little children. This has been posted multiple times. Should we call the police or try to get you help? This is kinda disturbing TBH.
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:06 pm to Grindlewald
dreihundertfünfzig
Posted on 1/26/20 at 12:07 pm to Grindlewald
quote:
Their ultimate goal is to cumulatively dog pile on you and pin you to the ground. If they can pin you for 15 consecutive seconds, you lose.
You lost me here. That’s stupid. It should be a fight till the death.
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