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How many holes in a straw?

Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:12 pm
Posted by dshort_bruh
Verbena
Member since Sep 2016
507 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:12 pm
A drinking straw, how many holes?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78086 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:13 pm to
one loooooooooooooooooong one
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27410 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:13 pm to
One?


Eta: technically none.
This post was edited on 11/29/17 at 5:14 pm
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
21590 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:13 pm to
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one loooooooooooooooooong one



I dunno man, that's dicey territory. By that logic your arse and mouth are the same hole.

I'll say two!
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64010 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:14 pm to
Zero
Posted by LurkerTooLong
Lakeview, NOLA
Member since Aug 2016
1857 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:14 pm to
Less than your mom?
Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2087 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:15 pm to
1
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:17 pm to
Zero.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132353 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:18 pm to
3
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
11216 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:19 pm to
Define hole
Posted by hambones
LA
Member since Nov 2014
972 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:20 pm to
Define in
Posted by dshort_bruh
Verbena
Member since Sep 2016
507 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

I dunno man, that's dicey territory. By that logic your arse and mouth are the same hole.

I'll say two!


If you poke a hole in a piece of paper, how many holes?
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13893 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:25 pm to
None I guess. Because if your straw has a hole in it, you'll suck air while trying to drink.
Posted by Wedge
Corellia
Member since Oct 2010
830 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:26 pm to
if a doughnut has a hole, so does a straw. or maybe it doesn't.

Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11332 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:26 pm to
define the word is.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31499 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:26 pm to
Is it really a hole? I don't think so.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
21590 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:28 pm to
quote:

If you poke a hole in a piece of paper, how many holes?


If you take jokes too seriously, how will you ever find joy in life?
This post was edited on 11/29/17 at 5:29 pm
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:47 pm to
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

if a doughnut has a hole, so does a straw. or maybe it doesn't.


IOW, straw and doughnut are homeomorphic.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30301 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:28 pm to
A straw is a piece of plastic with a long hole through it.

Unless you have a defective straw, there are technically no holes in it.
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