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re: How many fatties have you been with?

Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:33 pm to
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:33 pm to
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Me and my boys call them slump busters




yep, when i was single I used to fire up tinder, POR and OKC and try for every fatty on there. Have a few decent profile pics and its like shooting fish in a barrel.
Posted by FinebaumsHair
Monroe, La
Member since Aug 2017
3001 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:35 pm to
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even stuff their own wet panties into their mouth.


Damn never had that one before but I think I have a new goal for 2018
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39573 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:36 pm to
Clarify: straight up obese or husky or some other description?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85580 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:37 pm to
I tried to bang a lardass once but the fat rolls killed my boner
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:38 pm to
they will literally do anything you tell them to do. Its awesome. Low self esteem is awesome in slump busters.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:39 pm to
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Clarify: straight up obese or husky or some other description?



either or. Persoanlly I put it as fat. Ive never hooked up with an obese one. I dont think id even be able to get it up with one that fat
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39656 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:39 pm to
I’ve been with a couple. It’s not that bad especially when you’re hammered you don’t even notice the extra pounds


They’re pretty persistent too. Won’t take no for an answer. I had one when I was hosting a party once in college. The girl wouldn’t be denied me for some reason
This post was edited on 12/27/17 at 9:41 pm
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:39 pm to
If I had to list my number as individuals, it's not that impressive, but if I cam list it in pounds, im a legend.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
21876 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:41 pm to
I'm an old married man. Would never cheat on my wife. When I was a young single man. I had a few skinny women, a few beautiful women ( none as pretty as my wife) a few ugly women and a few fat women I can tell this and you can take it to the bank... fat women give the best head... the fatter the better
This post was edited on 12/27/17 at 9:44 pm
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
61061 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:42 pm to
Not gonna lie, quite a few in my college days it's slim pickings at 2am
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24195 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:43 pm to
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I’ve been with a couple. It’s not that bad especially when you’re hammered you don’t even notice the extra pounds


"The devil made me do it the first time, the second time I done it on my own."
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39656 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:43 pm to
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can tell this and this and you can take it to the bank... fat women give the best head... the fatter the better
this is the honest to god truth. People who haven’t been with one don’t understand it but it is an absolute fact
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30597 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:44 pm to
This begs the question. Does your wife have to be the best screw you’ve ever had? I feel like with the shite I’ve done in my day, I will not find a self respecting woman, worthy of being the mother of my child, who would ever do that shite.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39573 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:44 pm to
Thinking through...def no obese or truly fat chicks. I don't recall any noticeably husky ones right offhand although it's possible. Wait, yeah one slightly older sort of rotund chick. True slump buster.
Posted by lake2280
Public intellectual
Member since Nov 2012
4474 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:45 pm to
4, one of them I slept with twice chick was talented. No regrets!
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41706 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:49 pm to
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Does your wife have to be the best screw you’ve ever had?


My wife is FAR from the best screw I've ever had. But she's the best woman I've ever known.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:50 pm to
About to be w one in just a min if I can’t get her the hell out of my house
This post was edited on 12/27/17 at 9:50 pm
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:52 pm to
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We’ll allow you to count guys too.
You're projecting now.

And you’re probably too stupid* to know what that actually means.

*I’ve tried to read the your drivel that you pass here for posts.
If you’re anything close to as shallow as your messages here indicate, your ACT score was exactly one digit.



$20 says this guy wears a fedora.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
44199 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:54 pm to
I've taken home a fatty once... a bunch of times.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:55 pm to
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$20 says this guy wears a fedora.



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