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re: How many 8 year olds can you take on?
Posted on 2/21/16 at 11:02 pm to FenrirTheBeard
Posted on 2/21/16 at 11:02 pm to FenrirTheBeard
Just one. There is no way I'm killing an eight year old. He wins by default. Dafuq is wrong with you people???
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 11:03 pm to BowlJackson
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Idk. But I've always thought it would be so much fun to play in a 7th grade football game. I'd play RB and LB and wreck some 12 yr olds
In eighth grade I was 6 ft and 235lbs. I never grew in height after that.
I can tell you it took at least 4 kids on my back to hit the ground if no one went for the legs.
In a fight vs eigth year olds, it eould become a morale issue very quickly. When they see the first one get throat punched and his head comes off his body... I feel like the rest would run.
Posted on 2/21/16 at 11:03 pm to Bigpoppat
Definitely depends on the kid. The 75th percentile for 8.5 year old boys in the US puts you with a kid who is 4'5" and 75 pounds.
The average American male is 5'9" and 195 pounds.
It wouldn't take terribly many above average 8 year olds to overcome someone.
The average American male is 5'9" and 195 pounds.
It wouldn't take terribly many above average 8 year olds to overcome someone.
Posted on 2/21/16 at 11:05 pm to Deactived
Not a chance and as much as I would love to be able to prove I am correct I know the situation would never happen.
Posted on 2/21/16 at 11:06 pm to Bigpoppat
That kids going to become the biggest douche known to man 
Posted on 2/21/16 at 11:16 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
quote:This is true but think of the fear it would instill in the other 8 year olds as they see their friends getting slung around by their feet cracking skulls screaming in horror until they go limp. Basically just turning into chunks of meat to beat other 8 year olds.
Windmilling eight year olds seems like that would exert an awful lot of energy
Posted on 2/21/16 at 11:20 pm to PrivatePublic
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There is no way I'm killing an eight year old
It's easy. Just don't lead them as much.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 12:11 am to FenrirTheBeard
just exactly how Polynesian are these 8 year olds?
Posted on 2/22/16 at 12:14 am to fr33manator
As a previous poster said, y'all must not wrestle with kids very often, no pedo.
I could frick up quite a few kids. Y'all are acting like a couple 60 pound kids grabbing your arm will do you in. I hope y'all don't ever have to fight a grown man.
I can push over 8 year olds pretty easily. As long as my feet are wide and I have a good base, I just push down the kids as they come at me while landing clean punches to the dome. I start swinging both hands gorilla style and little heads will roll
I could frick up quite a few kids. Y'all are acting like a couple 60 pound kids grabbing your arm will do you in. I hope y'all don't ever have to fight a grown man.
I can push over 8 year olds pretty easily. As long as my feet are wide and I have a good base, I just push down the kids as they come at me while landing clean punches to the dome. I start swinging both hands gorilla style and little heads will roll
Posted on 2/22/16 at 12:17 am to FenrirTheBeard
More than you.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 12:49 am to FenrirTheBeard
I was just thinking about this scenario not too long ago lol. Was after I watched The hulk or something similar.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 12:59 am to IceTiger
I was forced to take on 5 adult, black, twenty-something males, once and I never went down. Broken jaw and ribs, though. So I imagine I could handle at least 8-10 eight year olds. Maybe more, if they fought honestly.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:06 am to NOLATide
If you stayed on your feet against 5 grown men, no amount of kids should be able to get you off your feet. Definitely not 8-10. The first 8-10 that get in reach are getting put to sleep.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:07 am to Spock's Eyebrow
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What's their skill level?
Legit LOL.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:10 am to NOLATide
Tide how long were you in jail for? And what for?
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:26 am to FenrirTheBeard
If the children are smart they attack with teeth from every direction. You'd be in a world of pain very quickly - and that's when the weight hits you. I think 7 would start to be a problem; let's say you have an attacker on every side (4) - then you can probably defend against this group if you are fast and have efficient aim. But a child is filling in from every side all the time... 7 is where you can't keep up. At 11 I think you're hitting the ground from a combination of pain and weight/immobility and after that you're toast. Swallow the cyanide capsule
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:39 am to FenrirTheBeard
If no weapons and I have both my fists, I would go Genghis Khan on some 8 year olds.
This post was edited on 2/22/16 at 3:51 am
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:42 am to FenrirTheBeard
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If it were you fighting against a gang of 8 year olds, how many would it take to overcome you? 10, 50, 1000?
No weapons, just fists.
Easy! I'd kick all of their asses
This post was edited on 2/22/16 at 1:43 am
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:42 am to Iron Lion
Can't sleep and just came to the OT for the first time. Holy shyt balls.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:45 am to Honky Lips
Lips I bet one eighth grader could whip your arse?
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