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re: How long would an all-out war between the US vs. Canada/Mexico last?

Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:42 pm to
Posted by JackieTreehorn
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Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:42 pm to
We would be raising the stars and stripes in Mexico City by the next afternoon.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:42 pm to
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Two fronts, Canada trying to invade from the North, Mexico trying to invade from the South.




The Texas National Guard, all by itself, fully mobilized could defeat whatever conventional forces Mexico had to offer. If the other border states just offer support and flank security, we wouldn't even need the regular U.S. military for that.

As far as Canada, let's just say they have a lot more sense aboot things than this, buddy.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
39896 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:43 pm to
Canada is lead by a fig and the only people Mexico could rely on would be a bunch Mexicans. 36hrs
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25167 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:45 pm to
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I also think the invasion of Canada seems an awful lot like trying to invade Russia.


Except for the fact that Canada only has about 100,000 active duty troops and Russia has about 15,000 tanks and 4,000 aircraft, where Canada only has a couple hundred. Plus once the US ground forces invaded, it wouldn't take long to capture all the meaningful territory considering how every major Canadian city is relatively close to the US border. It would be a very short war. Less than a week.
Posted by JungTige
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2018
18 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:46 pm to
The Canadians would turn into burnt bacon and the mexicans would turn into some nasty arse overfried beans that taste like charcoal
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
61321 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:46 pm to
We could stop a war with canada almost instantly

We could just tell them "stop it you're being rude, go back home'


and they would be all like "you are right, sorry aboot that eh"
This post was edited on 3/1/18 at 2:48 pm
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37986 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:48 pm to
I think this depends on the administration. If it is an Obama type, years. Trump type, weeks
Posted by Cousin Key
Member since Dec 2017
994 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:52 pm to
Not to mention I think something like 75% of Canada's population lives within 100 miles of the U.S. border.
Posted by Usafgiles
North Augusta, SC
Member since Oct 2009
1904 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:53 pm to
well just look at Iraq. Not the insurgency just the initial invasion and battles against government forces. That was against a very capable military and it took about two weeks. I would say a week give or take a few days.
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
12250 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:53 pm to
We’d beat Mexico’s arse in a hurry. They don’t have their shite together and would collapse with ease.

Side note, one of the dumbest moves in American history was when we said frick Manifest Destiny and let them keep modern day Mexico after we beat that arse the first time. As Patton would say, we had em by the nose, should have been kicking them in the arse.

Weather doesn’t concern me with Canada. Most of their important shite is basically on the border anyway. We could surround their major areas pretty easily.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
39855 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:56 pm to
Destroying either nation’s entire military would be easy. Less than a week.

Occupying Mexico? frick that.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120218 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 3:03 pm to
Neither countries have nuclear weapons.. So how long would it take to nuke both countries?
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
108526 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 3:05 pm to
Serious question, does mexico have more than like 5 fighter jets?


I feel like we would crush them through the air


Just looked it up. They actually have 0 fighter jets
This post was edited on 3/1/18 at 3:08 pm
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40114 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

Read stories of World War I, and they were certainly the biggest badasses on the Western Front.

Well then I cant wait to see how they do against our drone strikes. I bet they're real tough.


To answer OP's question. OUr navy would destroy theirs in minutes. A week or month of strikes on their plants, refineries, airfields. We probably wouldnt even need boots on the ground in either country before they surrendered.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46411 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 3:10 pm to
Canada ain't fricking with Big Brother.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
108526 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

We could just tell them "stop it you're being rude, go back home'


and they would be all like "you are right, sorry aboot that eh"


From the research ive done, the canadians are some of the fiercest soldiers out there....


Now, we would crush them by sheer force and volume, but I am not sure how they got typecasted as these weak people....

Their national hockey team and style of play is also the most physical out there. THey were considered the physical goons, and the russians actually played a pretty game of hockey
Posted by Johnny B Goode
Fort Campbell, KY
Member since Jul 2012
2061 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 3:16 pm to
The U.S. would command the skies pretty quick. The U.S. Navy would cut off both Canada and Mexico as well, easily. I would expect only small pockets of suicidal resistance shorty after.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
16162 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 3:17 pm to
I work for a Canadian company that does all it's business in the US. Canadian citizens are scared shitless of guns. Their society is really weak right now. But we need to fight them in the next 15 years before the hormones in the water transition us and we become like dem frogs.
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
30235 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 3:20 pm to
So they attacked us is what I assume you are pondering correct?

In that case I would hope that we would do what it takes to defend the invasion and start to push back or stop the advance on both fronts within 2 weeks.

After that I'd commence bombing runs in Mexico and Canada until they were blasted back to 1816. In my mind that would probably take at least another week depending on how hard our leader at the time is willing to go in.

So I'd say a month tops.
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 3:22 pm to
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Canada has less population than California. Mexico doesn't really have a military. It really wouldn't be a fight.

This. Unless the cartel armies stopped terrorizing their own people and fighting with each other and came together Mexico would done before it even started.
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