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Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:42 pm to toosleaux
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Two fronts, Canada trying to invade from the North, Mexico trying to invade from the South.
The Texas National Guard, all by itself, fully mobilized could defeat whatever conventional forces Mexico had to offer. If the other border states just offer support and flank security, we wouldn't even need the regular U.S. military for that.
As far as Canada, let's just say they have a lot more sense aboot things than this, buddy.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:43 pm to toosleaux
Canada is lead by a fig and the only people Mexico could rely on would be a bunch Mexicans. 36hrs
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:45 pm to TheGator
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I also think the invasion of Canada seems an awful lot like trying to invade Russia.
Except for the fact that Canada only has about 100,000 active duty troops and Russia has about 15,000 tanks and 4,000 aircraft, where Canada only has a couple hundred. Plus once the US ground forces invaded, it wouldn't take long to capture all the meaningful territory considering how every major Canadian city is relatively close to the US border. It would be a very short war. Less than a week.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:46 pm to toosleaux
The Canadians would turn into burnt bacon and the mexicans would turn into some nasty arse overfried beans that taste like charcoal
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:46 pm to toosleaux
We could stop a war with canada almost instantly
We could just tell them "stop it you're being rude, go back home'
and they would be all like "you are right, sorry aboot that eh"
We could just tell them "stop it you're being rude, go back home'
and they would be all like "you are right, sorry aboot that eh"
This post was edited on 3/1/18 at 2:48 pm
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:48 pm to toosleaux
I think this depends on the administration. If it is an Obama type, years. Trump type, weeks
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:52 pm to Tiger Prawn
Not to mention I think something like 75% of Canada's population lives within 100 miles of the U.S. border.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:53 pm to jmarto1
well just look at Iraq. Not the insurgency just the initial invasion and battles against government forces. That was against a very capable military and it took about two weeks. I would say a week give or take a few days. 
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:53 pm to toosleaux
We’d beat Mexico’s arse in a hurry. They don’t have their shite together and would collapse with ease.
Side note, one of the dumbest moves in American history was when we said frick Manifest Destiny and let them keep modern day Mexico after we beat that arse the first time. As Patton would say, we had em by the nose, should have been kicking them in the arse.
Weather doesn’t concern me with Canada. Most of their important shite is basically on the border anyway. We could surround their major areas pretty easily.
Side note, one of the dumbest moves in American history was when we said frick Manifest Destiny and let them keep modern day Mexico after we beat that arse the first time. As Patton would say, we had em by the nose, should have been kicking them in the arse.
Weather doesn’t concern me with Canada. Most of their important shite is basically on the border anyway. We could surround their major areas pretty easily.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:56 pm to toosleaux
Destroying either nation’s entire military would be easy. Less than a week.
Occupying Mexico? frick that.
Occupying Mexico? frick that.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 3:03 pm to toosleaux
Neither countries have nuclear weapons.. So how long would it take to nuke both countries?
Posted on 3/1/18 at 3:05 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Serious question, does mexico have more than like 5 fighter jets?
I feel like we would crush them through the air
Just looked it up. They actually have 0 fighter jets
I feel like we would crush them through the air
Just looked it up. They actually have 0 fighter jets
This post was edited on 3/1/18 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 3/1/18 at 3:09 pm to OMLandshark
quote:Well then I cant wait to see how they do against our drone strikes. I bet they're real tough.
Read stories of World War I, and they were certainly the biggest badasses on the Western Front.
To answer OP's question. OUr navy would destroy theirs in minutes. A week or month of strikes on their plants, refineries, airfields. We probably wouldnt even need boots on the ground in either country before they surrendered.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 3:10 pm to lsupride87
Canada ain't fricking with Big Brother.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 3:11 pm to ThePoo
quote:From the research ive done, the canadians are some of the fiercest soldiers out there....
We could just tell them "stop it you're being rude, go back home'
and they would be all like "you are right, sorry aboot that eh"
Now, we would crush them by sheer force and volume, but I am not sure how they got typecasted as these weak people....
Their national hockey team and style of play is also the most physical out there. THey were considered the physical goons, and the russians actually played a pretty game of hockey
Posted on 3/1/18 at 3:16 pm to toosleaux
The U.S. would command the skies pretty quick. The U.S. Navy would cut off both Canada and Mexico as well, easily. I would expect only small pockets of suicidal resistance shorty after.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 3:17 pm to toosleaux
I work for a Canadian company that does all it's business in the US. Canadian citizens are scared shitless of guns. Their society is really weak right now. But we need to fight them in the next 15 years before the hormones in the water transition us and we become like dem frogs.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 3:20 pm to toosleaux
So they attacked us is what I assume you are pondering correct?
In that case I would hope that we would do what it takes to defend the invasion and start to push back or stop the advance on both fronts within 2 weeks.
After that I'd commence bombing runs in Mexico and Canada until they were blasted back to 1816. In my mind that would probably take at least another week depending on how hard our leader at the time is willing to go in.
So I'd say a month tops.
In that case I would hope that we would do what it takes to defend the invasion and start to push back or stop the advance on both fronts within 2 weeks.
After that I'd commence bombing runs in Mexico and Canada until they were blasted back to 1816. In my mind that would probably take at least another week depending on how hard our leader at the time is willing to go in.
So I'd say a month tops.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 3:22 pm to AUCE05
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Canada has less population than California. Mexico doesn't really have a military. It really wouldn't be a fight.
This. Unless the cartel armies stopped terrorizing their own people and fighting with each other and came together Mexico would done before it even started.
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