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re: How long have you guys waited to ask your girl to move in or vice versa?

Posted on 9/3/16 at 9:32 pm to
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37784 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 9:32 pm to
1) Can you support her by your own earnings?

2) Can you support her and your off spring with you earnings and your earnings alone?

3) Do you want to work everyday and come home to her sitting on her fatass in her hometown cooking your little frick trophy because she gave up on life?

4) Where are the pics of this whore?
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
37981 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 9:36 pm to
#3 is a bit extreme isn't it?
Posted by Johnny Carson
Member since Jul 2010
1115 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 9:37 pm to
Sounds like the both of you are in love. What do people on a message board know about your relationship and your feelings for each other? When you know it is meant to be, you know. I say go for it. What's the worst that can happen?
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12499 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

You really don't ask, you just wake up one day and she has more shite in your house than you do.



So damned true
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 9:49 pm to
I've always paid for everything. I have had girls buy me MAYBE 10 drinks in my life, and never once dinner. Was just brought up that way. The apartment shite hasn't ever happened before a year and a half. Same with paying for school. Girls love to get shite paid for, then resent the fact that I can pay for it. Just another example of them being irrational.

I've given up on trying to understand them, and just use my talents to manipulate them instead
Posted by RegisteredPharmacist
Member since Apr 2016
830 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 9:51 pm to
It's awesome Go for it. Had 1 move in from the get go. Had to ask her to leave after about 3 months. But it was cool... A good one will cook, clean, & give ya a shot of arse every morning to start the day.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 9:53 pm to
I let an ex live with me for a month while she was looking for a new apartment. The perks were worth it
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22291 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 10:20 pm to
And you probably believe it when she tells you she's on birth control. Next she'll be wanting a kid and will permanently trap you. She sounds fricking cray.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22291 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 10:26 pm to
Think about all the hookers and blow you could have instead of having two rents to pay. Were you using one place as a trap house / shag pad, when rotating through the whore of the week?
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
37981 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 10:48 pm to
quote:

And you probably believe it when she tells you she's on birth control.

That's an eye opener there.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 11:00 pm to
Nah, the girl's place was always for storing her shite because I didn't want a bunch of girl stuff clogging up my house. It's bad enough I had to deal with all of that fricking hair and empty conditioner bottles. Still haven't figured out why they keep empty conditioner bottles and not empty shampoo bottles
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144682 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 11:03 pm to
I'll find Bobby pins from a girl around my place even months after we have split up. It's like they strategically hide a million of them everywhere. How can females have so many of them damn things and lose every single one?
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22291 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 11:06 pm to
quote:

The perks were worth it


Discuss
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 11:12 pm to
My Neato still gets clogged with 3ft long red hairs from a year and a half ago
quote:

Discuss
She didn't have to pay me rent, but I got food cooked, dishes done, laundry done, house cleaned, and certain other things whenever I wanted. She'd even sleep at her friend's house when I would pull some strange. I told her she could stay for a month before she moved in, and gave her the boot at 31 days. Regretted that for a couple of weeks after
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
20082 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 11:18 pm to
Was this her first sexual experience?
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22291 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 11:32 pm to
On the plus side, it allowed you to get more strange when you gave her the boot. Sounds like you had a solid no-strings attached deal going on. You should've milked that longer than a month.
This post was edited on 9/3/16 at 11:57 pm
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 11:37 pm to
Too soon.

Pics of GF?
Posted by Pico de Gallo
Member since Aug 2016
1894 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 11:40 pm to
A month?




Run.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 11:44 pm to
I felt kinda bad kicking her out, but I always stick to my word. She asked for more time and had to end up moving out of town to live with her parents until she found a decent place. I think she was hoping to get back together with me. She was one of the bipolar ones though. Fun until it wasn't
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/3/16 at 11:47 pm to
A month?! You dumb bastard.

EDIT: On second thought, I wasn't strong enough. Songs will be sung about your stupidity. Legends will be told of how dumb you were. Intelligence competitions will ironically be created in honor of this move. At least someone's going to benefit from it.
This post was edited on 9/3/16 at 11:52 pm
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