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How long after your cup of coffee do you have to go?

Posted on 10/10/19 at 9:40 am
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8170 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 9:40 am
Typically sit down and have 2 cups of coffee with breakfast before I leave for work. Today was a record. Got halfway through my second before I had to leave my food and sprint to the toilet
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83583 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 9:40 am to
sometimes I just have to smell the coffee
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
8316 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 9:40 am to
grow up


eat better
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12065 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 9:42 am to
This morning, right after. But cups 3, 4 and 5 were smooth sailing
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55496 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 9:42 am to
quote:

sometimes I just have to smell the coffee

Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
7838 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 9:42 am to
quote:

sometimes I just have to smell the coffee


I'm sure this is just a mental trigger in some manner, but dude...

Me too. I am glad I am not the only one. I was starting to feel weird.
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart...
Member since Oct 2008
3238 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 9:42 am to
Usually before the pot is finished brewing.
Posted by barbapapa
Member since Mar 2018
3213 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 9:44 am to
there are times that as soon as I grind the beans I'm running for the bathroom
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
3219 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 9:44 am to
When working. Around 08:30 after my second cup.....like clock work!
Posted by Lugnut
Wesson
Member since Nov 2016
1441 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 9:45 am to
Happening right now!
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98879 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 9:47 am to
Coffee has nothing to do with it. It's timing of when I get to the office.

No matter when I get in in the AM, I will have to shite within 30 minutes.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18055 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 9:48 am to
3/4ths of the way into the first cup
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 9:51 am to
On Monday’s after a weekend of eating and drinking, usually after one cup

Later in the week, usually after 2 cups
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
8517 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 9:53 am to
Halfway through the first cup.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9838 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 9:53 am to
quote:

Coffee

Trashy.

But to answer your question, usually after my second Monster energy.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78101 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 10:01 am to
damn you some nasty motherfrickers

i poop around 630am after my first cup of coffee then get a shower and stick the tip of my finger in my butthole with tea tree shampoo on it and it makes my butthole feel minty fressh like my teeth do after i brush them.

i can't imagine taking a shite at work and wiping with dry paper and walking around like that all day. i like to get it done and clean myself properly and stay clean.

eta but i'm old so i'm regular as clockwork.
This post was edited on 10/10/19 at 10:02 am
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 10:01 am to
Im usually sitn on toilet drinkn coffee
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 10:07 am to
Have my first cup at 8:45, second at 9:30... like clockwork, the squirts come at 10:00 before my 10:30 meeting.

That's my most active time on Tigerdroppings.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41634 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 10:08 am to
Coffee almost never does it for me BUT if I take Mucinex then I'm hitting the toilet within an hour. That stuff is a fantastic laxative.
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 10:41 am to
quote:

sometimes I just have to smell the coffee


I'm sure this is just a mental trigger in some manner, but dude...


Pavlov's dogs man.
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