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re: How fast should sex be to be considered "a quickie"?

Posted on 7/16/19 at 7:50 pm to
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
92623 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

10 minutes


Quickie? She should be so lucky.

quote:

Under 5 minutes


Well under.
Posted by Jp1LSU
Fiji
Member since Oct 2005
2542 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:03 pm to
If the guy is any good it should be less than a minute.
Posted by JimmyMcGoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
609 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

foreplay

Lol
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32920 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

Under 5 including foreplay.

Wait, there is foreplay with a quickie?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11540 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:08 pm to
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Wait, there is foreplay with a quickie?


Generally no. But an hour of foreplay & 5 minutes of in & out isn’t a quickie. I felt it was important to clarify.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
22466 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:08 pm to
Apparently there should always be foreplay.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32920 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:09 pm to
Well then what the hell are you talking about?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11540 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:11 pm to
Which part has you stumped? You asked how fast sex should be to be considered a quickie.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51874 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:11 pm to
A quickie is in the laundry room with the door shut when the kids are home.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11540 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:12 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/17/19 at 6:53 am
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36284 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:14 pm to
Anything less than 45 min, and I pity the women who fake orgasms with you losers
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
66102 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:18 pm to
It's a quickie when I finish first and she never puts her phone down.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
53141 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:23 pm to
My ex complained they took 20 minutes
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37129 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:25 pm to
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quickie


If you get yours before she gets hers
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75083 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:25 pm to
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Not if it takes you 40 minutes because you’re older than 13


That DOES include dinner, right?

RIGHT!!!???!?!
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69383 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

Anything that allows to me to get mine before the kids start knocking on the door.


You’re not gonna get a better answer than this.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75083 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:30 pm to
quote:

If you get yours before she gets hers


By THAT definition, about 99.99% (or more) of sex acts are quickies.

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69383 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:30 pm to
quote:

Anything less than 45 min, and I pity the women who fake orgasms with you losers


And I pity your woman for being stuck with a loser who takes 45 minutes to bring her to orgasm.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
52639 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:33 pm to
I took my time with your daughter
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69383 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:34 pm to
Damn. WTF.
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