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re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:18 pm to JiminyCricket
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:18 pm to JiminyCricket
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Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:20 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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My wife will often use the less formal "wanna have sex?".
Not complaining, but I honestly would prefer if it was less straight to the point or at least slightly masked in innuendo.
Y'all are some ungrateful frickin poontangs.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:32 pm to mikelbr
Not ungrateful, this is me any time she says that
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:37 pm to JiminyCricket
She calls me Jody and I climb in through the window.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:42 pm to MyRockstarComplex
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I had an ex start putting on a puppet show with her vag and saying “feed me” with a Cookie Monster voice.
We broke up soon thereafter.
This might be the funniest thing I've ever read on this site.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 3:54 pm to JiminyCricket
She looks at me and says, "I said, I'm sooooo drunk"....even when she hasn't had anything to drink. She knows that is the Southern Girl's mating call.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 5:07 pm to JiminyCricket
Last week she walked into the living room on Saturday afternoon and dropped towel!
Posted on 3/28/22 at 5:28 pm to JiminyCricket
This question depresses me.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 5:29 pm to moneyg
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I had an ex start putting on a puppet show with her vag and saying “feed me” with a Cookie Monster voice. We broke up soon thereafter.
Why break up? She sounds like the rare girl who is actually funny. That would have cracked me up
Posted on 3/28/22 at 5:33 pm to JiminyCricket
quote:
How does your wife initiate sex with you?
Same way your wife initiates sex with me.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 6:36 pm to JiminyCricket
Red flag. She’s using you to get off. Her mind is somewhere else. OT answer but could be very true so take it how u want.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:21 pm to JiminyCricket
i tried to initiate it this weekend and failed miserably
instead she wanted to start an argument on purpose to get my mind out of thinking i was going to have sex w/ her
sometimes i wish i was gay
instead she wanted to start an argument on purpose to get my mind out of thinking i was going to have sex w/ her
sometimes i wish i was gay
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:36 pm to 2geaux
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Last week she walked into the living room on Saturday afternoon and dropped towel!
lucky fuker..
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:50 pm to JiminyCricket
I just happen to walk in ever no and again to her flicking her bean and she lets me finish.
Posted on 3/29/22 at 4:36 am to GoldenGuy
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Mine will go a whole year without wanting sex
She has a boyfriend
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then want me to frick her for an entire three days straight.
They broke up
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