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Posted on 9/23/20 at 9:17 am to Centinel
quote:
What the frick is an activated almond?
I'd also like to know what a homemade coconut is, if anyone knows.
Posted on 9/23/20 at 9:18 am to WaydownSouth
7:00 am Wake up
7:40 am Take kid to school
8:00 am Work
12:00 pm Leave work
12:30 pm Lunch
1:00 pm Gym or Golf Course
3:30 pm Pick up kid from school
4:00 pm Home
4:00 pm-10:00 pm Dinner, Dad/husband stuff
10:00 pm Shower
10:30 pm watch tv
11:00 pm hopefully sleeping
7:40 am Take kid to school
8:00 am Work
12:00 pm Leave work
12:30 pm Lunch
1:00 pm Gym or Golf Course
3:30 pm Pick up kid from school
4:00 pm Home
4:00 pm-10:00 pm Dinner, Dad/husband stuff
10:00 pm Shower
10:30 pm watch tv
11:00 pm hopefully sleeping
Posted on 9/23/20 at 9:25 am to Tyga Woods
quote:
7:00 am Wake up
7:40 am Take kid to school
8:00 am Work
12:00 pm Leave work
12:30 pm Lunch
1:00 pm Gym or Golf Course
3:30 pm Pick up kid from school
4:00 pm Home
4:00 pm-10:00 pm Dinner, Dad/husband stuff
10:00 pm Shower
10:30 pm watch tv
11:00 pm hopefully sleeping
quote:
Tyga Woods
when do you have to bang all those sluts?
Posted on 9/23/20 at 9:27 am to WaydownSouth
quote:
This morning:
Feet on ground at 4:15am
30 minute Run
Shower, breakfast and coffee from 5:00-5:30
Work 6-5
Gym 6-7:30
7:30-9 light reading
9 bed
the same, except I do heavy reading
Posted on 9/23/20 at 9:28 am to WaydownSouth
Well, um, actually a pretty nice little day, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
Posted on 9/23/20 at 9:31 am to WaydownSouth
quote:
7:30-9 light reading
You mean....

Posted on 9/23/20 at 9:32 am to WaydownSouth
Well, currently it goes something like this...
Wake up around 5:30
Take dog for a walk
Wake wife and try to sex her up before kids get up. Get denied, get in shower.
Make sure gets are up from wife waking them.
Make breakfast, check work emails.
Get kids off to school, try again to sex wife up as she's getting out of shower. Batting .500 there.
Make coffee.
Go downstairs to work/goof off on the internet.
Work straight through the day until around 3 or 4.
Take dog for a walk, weather permitting.
Cook dinner, take kids to practices, etc.
Scroll streaming services never deciding what to watch until I fall asleep.
Wake up around 5:30
Take dog for a walk
Wake wife and try to sex her up before kids get up. Get denied, get in shower.
Make sure gets are up from wife waking them.
Make breakfast, check work emails.
Get kids off to school, try again to sex wife up as she's getting out of shower. Batting .500 there.
Make coffee.
Go downstairs to work/goof off on the internet.
Work straight through the day until around 3 or 4.
Take dog for a walk, weather permitting.
Cook dinner, take kids to practices, etc.
Scroll streaming services never deciding what to watch until I fall asleep.
Posted on 9/23/20 at 9:32 am to WaydownSouth
6:00 a.m. Wake up to supermodel giving me a wakeup knobber
7:00 a.m. Gourmet breakfast fixed by my personal chef
8:00 a.m. Go to the airport, hop in my private jet to fly to the Bahamas for the day
6:00 p.m. Return home, cruise by the Porsche dealership to buy a new car
8:00 p.m. Supermodel girlfriend's hot volleyball playing cousin comes by for a threesome
The Reality:
4:20 a.m. Loud arse obnoxious cat wakes me up for food
5:00 a.m. Trash truck comes by, waking me up again
7:00 a.m. Get out the jump box to jump the piece of crap car I drive
8:00 a.m. Buy gas but cannot pay at the pump because no credit left on my secured credit card
9:00 a.m. Arrive at work, got a new mop and mop bucket to use!
11:00 a.m. Take a leak, look down at my small dick and realize that God is not merciful
12:00 noon Lunch break, damn those lunchables are delicious
5:00 p.m. Get off work, car wont' start and I forgot to bring the jump box, someone comes by and jumps me while many of my co-workers gawk
6:00 p.m. Dinner, Morton's Pot Pie, only costs $1
7:00 p.m. Dog heaves it up in the house, cleanup ensues
8:00 p.m. Can't watch TV, cable got cutoff when I forgot to pay the bill
9:00 p.m. Fall asleep on couch playing Suduko
7:00 a.m. Gourmet breakfast fixed by my personal chef
8:00 a.m. Go to the airport, hop in my private jet to fly to the Bahamas for the day
6:00 p.m. Return home, cruise by the Porsche dealership to buy a new car
8:00 p.m. Supermodel girlfriend's hot volleyball playing cousin comes by for a threesome
The Reality:
4:20 a.m. Loud arse obnoxious cat wakes me up for food
5:00 a.m. Trash truck comes by, waking me up again
7:00 a.m. Get out the jump box to jump the piece of crap car I drive
8:00 a.m. Buy gas but cannot pay at the pump because no credit left on my secured credit card
9:00 a.m. Arrive at work, got a new mop and mop bucket to use!
11:00 a.m. Take a leak, look down at my small dick and realize that God is not merciful
12:00 noon Lunch break, damn those lunchables are delicious
5:00 p.m. Get off work, car wont' start and I forgot to bring the jump box, someone comes by and jumps me while many of my co-workers gawk
6:00 p.m. Dinner, Morton's Pot Pie, only costs $1
7:00 p.m. Dog heaves it up in the house, cleanup ensues
8:00 p.m. Can't watch TV, cable got cutoff when I forgot to pay the bill
9:00 p.m. Fall asleep on couch playing Suduko
This post was edited on 9/23/20 at 9:36 am
Posted on 9/23/20 at 9:33 am to WaydownSouth
Not like that. I have kids.
Posted on 9/23/20 at 9:34 am to WaydownSouth
Clinic days:
6:30ish wake up, shower, get ready
7: wake the kid up, feed him, watch news +/- coffee
8ish - leave for work, round on patients if I have any.
8:30- browse TD while I make my patients wait
4:00-4:45- head home.
5:00-7:00 - play with kid, dinner, bedtime
7:00-10:30 - whatever else with the wife.
OR days:
6:00 - wake up, shower, get ready leave.
7:00 - until cases done...sometimes 1-2pm...sometimes 6,7,8,9pm.
Home with the same after routine depending on when I make it home.
When I'm on call, same routine except adding in extra time for consults either before or after clinic/OR, or in the middle of the day as time allows. Plus weekend work.
6:30ish wake up, shower, get ready
7: wake the kid up, feed him, watch news +/- coffee
8ish - leave for work, round on patients if I have any.
8:30- browse TD while I make my patients wait
4:00-4:45- head home.
5:00-7:00 - play with kid, dinner, bedtime
7:00-10:30 - whatever else with the wife.
OR days:
6:00 - wake up, shower, get ready leave.
7:00 - until cases done...sometimes 1-2pm...sometimes 6,7,8,9pm.
Home with the same after routine depending on when I make it home.
When I'm on call, same routine except adding in extra time for consults either before or after clinic/OR, or in the middle of the day as time allows. Plus weekend work.
Posted on 9/23/20 at 9:35 am to chinhoyang
quote:
6:00 a.m. Wake up to supermodel giving me a wakeup knobber
I get really annoyed when this happens. She should know I prefer to sleep until 7 by now.
Posted on 9/23/20 at 9:48 am to tgrbaitn08
quote:
when do you have to bang all those sluts?
My wife is the only slut I’m bangin these days. It’s a sad situation
Posted on 9/23/20 at 9:51 am to WaydownSouth
Get up around seven
Get outta bed around nine
And I don't worry about nothin' no
'Cause worryin's a waste of my, time
The show usually starts around seven
We go on stage at nine
Get on the bus at eleven
Sippin' a drink and feelin' fine
Get outta bed around nine
And I don't worry about nothin' no
'Cause worryin's a waste of my, time
The show usually starts around seven
We go on stage at nine
Get on the bus at eleven
Sippin' a drink and feelin' fine
Posted on 9/23/20 at 9:55 am to WaydownSouth
530: Feet on ground
535: Shower
550: Wake up 13 year old son
552: Open door to 1 year old son's room
553: Make breakfast for 1 year old
558: get 1 year old changed and fed
630: Out the door
715: Drop 13 year old son off at school 42 miles from my house
805: Drop 1 year old off at day care 55 miles from 13 year old's school
815: Arrive back home and log on to work
140: Leave to go pick up 13 year old from school
250: Leave 13 year old's school
340: Back home and back to work
505: Leave to pick up 1 year old from day care
530: Back home and back to work
630: Make dinner for 1 year old
700: Bathe 1 year old and get ready for bed
740: Give 1 year old bottle in rocker until he falls asleep
800: Lay 1 year old in bed for night
815: Eat dinner and Netflix and chill with wife
900: send 13 year old to bed
1030: Bed time
This is every weekday.
535: Shower
550: Wake up 13 year old son
552: Open door to 1 year old son's room
553: Make breakfast for 1 year old
558: get 1 year old changed and fed
630: Out the door
715: Drop 13 year old son off at school 42 miles from my house
805: Drop 1 year old off at day care 55 miles from 13 year old's school
815: Arrive back home and log on to work
140: Leave to go pick up 13 year old from school
250: Leave 13 year old's school
340: Back home and back to work
505: Leave to pick up 1 year old from day care
530: Back home and back to work
630: Make dinner for 1 year old
700: Bathe 1 year old and get ready for bed
740: Give 1 year old bottle in rocker until he falls asleep
800: Lay 1 year old in bed for night
815: Eat dinner and Netflix and chill with wife
900: send 13 year old to bed
1030: Bed time
This is every weekday.
Posted on 9/23/20 at 9:57 am to 9Fiddy
quote:
715: Drop 13 year old son off at school 42 miles from my house
805: Drop 1 year old off at day care 55 miles from 13 year old's school
yikes
Posted on 9/23/20 at 10:00 am to 9Fiddy
quote:
with wife
What the frick does this ole bag do to help?
Posted on 9/23/20 at 10:01 am to Salmon
Yeah. This working at home has its benefits, but it has me driving all over the country. I live 60 miles from my office and before would drop off the older son on the way to work and pick him up on the way home. Now I have to zigzag back and forth all over the damn world.
Posted on 9/23/20 at 10:04 am to mikelbr
quote:
What the frick does this ole bag do to help?

She does all the other housework, grocery shopping and cooking. She's a teacher at a school 45 minutes from the house so she has to be out the door at 6am each morning and is back home about 6pm
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