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How does one become a TV/Radio shyster attorney?

Posted on 3/18/18 at 2:07 pm
Posted by BamaHater
Houston
Member since Sep 2003
13536 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 2:07 pm
I’m talking about people Morris Bart or Jim Adler? Does one go to law school wanting to do something like this or do they try to be a straight laced legit attorney and not make it? Not saying these type of attorneys are trash but they do take advantage of the ignorant and less fortunate.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112675 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 2:09 pm to
$$$ and a lack of shame

The big time TV / billboard guys are making white shoe New York firm money with a huge advertising budget and a bunch of young associates doing the leg work
Posted by BamaHater
Houston
Member since Sep 2003
13536 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 2:11 pm to
I assume if you retain the sources of the Morris Bart law firm, Morris Bart is not personally representing you. Well maybe if you are rich and or famous he might but at that point you’d get a better attorney.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155705 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 2:12 pm to
I prefer Dudley DeBosier. They're the official injury lawyers of the LSU Fightin' Tigers.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
31084 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

How does one become a TV/Radio shyster attorney?


1. Obtain law degree

2. Pass bar exam in state of practice

3. Buy ads on TV/Radio
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112675 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 2:14 pm to
Morris Bart probably hasn't seen the inside of a courtroom since the 1990s

The auto mills employ a shite ton of people, people who handle the medical bills and appointments, people whose only job is to negotiate with adjusters, investigators, associates to do all of the legal work. It runs itself after a while, especially with a Morris Bart or Gordon McKernan advertising budget.
Posted by TigerRob20
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2008
3732 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 2:22 pm to
I’ve also heard that staff at Gordon McKernan handles media and advertising for attorneys throughout the US, outside of his market.

I’d love to see the comparison of the money each type of business brings in.

Must be one of the easiest and most proven ways to become a millionaire.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63395 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 2:23 pm to
Very carefully.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80272 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 2:27 pm to
They’ll also go get former insurance adjusters and hire them as paralegals and investigators.

Strangely enough, I’ve also seen a few insurance defense attorneys make the jump to the plaintiff mills, which again proves the old adage that money talks and bullshite walks
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65723 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 2:31 pm to
You gotta get an easily remembered phone number because most (all?) of your potential clientele are morans.

Like 444-4444 or 222-2222 or 777-7777
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129005 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 2:35 pm to
Go to law school to get the respect of your older brother who is a partner in a law firm in New Mexico.

Try to do the right thing but your brother hates you and will sabotage this every step of the way leading you to become a shady attorney for criminals and drug dealers and to eventually go into hiding while working as a manager at CinnaBon.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53830 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 2:37 pm to
Whoever created and signed off on Chip Forstall's TV ads is an absolute genius.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20354 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 2:40 pm to
1. Go to law school
2. Pass the bar.
3. Lose all integrity and have no shame.
4. Sell your soul
5. Profit.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15322 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 2:44 pm to
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Jim Adler?


Graduate law, pass bar, apply for license to hammer.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6507 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 2:45 pm to
I know a guy who passed the bar and now "works" for Alexander Shunnarah. He's an independent contractor. If you call Shunnarah, he will only see you if you're a huge case. Otherwise, you get referred to one of his contractors. He (the guy I know) only takes cases if he wants them, and gets to keep 30% of the legal fees. The rest goes to Shunnarah.
This post was edited on 3/18/18 at 2:46 pm
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26611 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

I prefer Dudley DeBosier. They're the official injury lawyers of the LSU Fightin' Tigers.


No Baw, you "DEMAND" Dudley DeBosier...
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

$$$ and a lack of shame

The big time TV / billboard guys are making white shoe New York firm money with a huge advertising budget and a bunch of young associates doing the leg work




This.

Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
90033 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 3:10 pm to
Here you go:

Attorney vows to keep fighting Louisiana's high jury trial threshold

BATON ROUGE — Legal experts aren't giving up on their effort to change Louisiana's jury trial laws, which they say are to blame for the state's sky-high automobile insurance rates.

Jim Harris of Harris, DeVille & Associates Inc., said Louisiana drivers can blame the state's litigious climate and high jury trial threshold of $50,000 for the out-of-control automobile insurance rates.

“The National Association of Insurance Commissioners have stated publicly that two of the main reasons for high automobile insurance rates are the loose nature of Louisiana laws and the litigious nature of our citizenry,” Harris said. “The large number of plaintiff attorney billboards and television commercials telling everyone to sue for every fender bender certainly doesn’t help either.”

Harris added that Louisiana is one of only two states in the country with no constitutional right to a jury in a civil trial and it has the highest threshold for a civil jury trial at $50,000.

LINK
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 3:12 pm to
Also, these motherfrickers are a big reason insurance rates are so high.

They make it so damn easy to sue over anything trivial. My good buddy does insurance underwriting for some fast food chains and says these shameless attorneys sue them daily over people "slipping", burning themselves on hot food, etc.

So these restaurants have to pay outrageous insurance rates to cover their arse, which then gets passed down to consumers.

Its a fricking drain on society.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260823 posts
Posted on 3/18/18 at 3:13 pm to
Greed and no shame.
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