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re: How do you tell your gf or SO that you’d like her to shed a few pounds?
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:44 am to Alt26
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:44 am to Alt26
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Say "Hey, one of the women at work was talking about something called Ozempic (or Monjuro, Rybelsus, just pick one). Have you ever heard anything about that?
That is exactly what I did but instead of a co-worker, it was one of my buddies wives that was on Ozempic.
However, I thought the go to OT method was buying her a Peloton for Christmas.
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Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:53 am to Proximo
quote:llotot this absolutely does not work in reverse if your guy has put on a few pounds
Another thing you can try is tell her you’re going on a diet and let her fend for herself at dinner time
Get your jasmine rice, chicken or ground turkey and veggies on the plate, then let her sit down with a pizza.
Subtle shaming
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:53 am to TDsngumbo
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Wash all her clothes in hot water then put them in the dryer right afterwards. She’ll be disgusted, thinking she gained weight and will want to do something about it.
Yea, go shopping and buy an entire new wardrobe.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:54 am to kywildcatfanone
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Christmas Peleton
Worlds most expensive coat hanger
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:56 am to RT1941
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Volcanic eruptions of diarrhea.
That's my kink
Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:20 am to sta4ever
Divorce her.
She’ll suddenly find all kinds of time and motivation to get in shape and post gym selfies on Facebook talking about how hard it is to find time to maintain her health as a single mother.
She’ll suddenly find all kinds of time and motivation to get in shape and post gym selfies on Facebook talking about how hard it is to find time to maintain her health as a single mother.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:41 am to sta4ever
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How do you tell your gf or SO that you’d like her to shed a few pounds?
When I go down on her I tell her she missed a spot when she wiped her arse. This is my indirect way of saying her fat arse can't reach that far anymore.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:41 am to sta4ever
Take her out to dinner and whatever she orders you should say "You really want to eat that?"
Posted on 8/18/23 at 12:17 pm to elprez00
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Worlds most expensive coat hanger
We’ve had ours for a year and use it all the time.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 4:36 pm to sta4ever
I have not read all 8 pages of this thread so this may have already been posted. If so, here it is again:
Posted on 8/18/23 at 4:46 pm to sta4ever
Tell her this" Honey, your cooking is so good, it's making me fat. But don't worry, I won't let you down... I am going to start exercising more starting tomorrow cuz I love you".
Then say nothing and let that hang in the air. First one to speak loses.
Then say nothing and let that hang in the air. First one to speak loses.
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