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How do you plan to pick up chicks in bars while socially distancing?
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:07 pm
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:07 pm
You boys are going to need to step up your sign language game 
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Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:07 pm to fatboydave
Money. Look like you have some.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:07 pm to fatboydave
With a a 6’ 5-3/4” inch dick, duh.
ETA: read that as frick chicks. My bad. Answer still the same.
ETA: read that as frick chicks. My bad. Answer still the same.
This post was edited on 4/16/20 at 7:09 pm
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:08 pm to Tbonepatron
you have a 6 foot long pecker?
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:09 pm to fatboydave
Jokes on you, I couldn’t pick up women before the pandemic.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:10 pm to cable
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you have a 6 foot long pecker?
When it is that size you call it a cock.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:11 pm to fatboydave
The brothas won’t have a problem
White dudes take a step forward and put it in
Black dudes put it in and take a step forward
White dudes take a step forward and put it in
Black dudes put it in and take a step forward
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:11 pm to fatboydave
Grab her pussy with one of these:
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:11 pm to fatboydave
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How do you plan to pick up chicks in bars while socially distancing?
You throw a lasso around their neck and drag them home
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:11 pm to fatboydave
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:12 pm to fatboydave
Gonna be so dope going out for beers with the boys while we wear our facemasks. Flatten the curve!!!
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:13 pm to fatboydave
Do people even go to bars to pick up women now? I thought they just sent nudes to each other.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:15 pm to fatboydave
Well, when all the betas are standing six feet away from the women, I'm gonna walk right between them and start talking to the chick like that loser isn't even there.
If she doesn't object to the personal closeness, she's probably not afraid of diseases, either. So, um, bonus.
If she doesn't object to the personal closeness, she's probably not afraid of diseases, either. So, um, bonus.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:15 pm to fatboydave
I was unsuccessful Picking up chicks before all of this BS. I have no hope now
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:17 pm to fatboydave
I’m pretty sure I can throw a roofie in her drink from 6 feet away
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:19 pm to fatboydave
I can stand 15 inches away and still poke her on a full erection. Just sayin
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:20 pm to yellowfin
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I’m pretty sure I can throw a roofie in her drink from 6 feet away
Quarters, 2020 version!... lmao
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:22 pm to fatboydave
Bend her over like a breech loading shotgun and wear her pussy like an M-95 mask.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:23 pm to yellowfin
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I’m pretty sure I can throw a roofie in her drink from 6 feet away
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