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Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:37 pm to TigerstuckinMS
At least there are some new pickup lines:
"Hey baby, let's go back to your place and flatten some curves"
"I got my stimulus today. Want a stimulus of your own tonight?"
"I keep hearing we're in this together. Want to tell it to my bed?"
Day job [not] given up.
"Hey baby, let's go back to your place and flatten some curves"
"I got my stimulus today. Want a stimulus of your own tonight?"
"I keep hearing we're in this together. Want to tell it to my bed?"
Day job [not] given up.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:43 pm to East Coast Band
Hey baby doll, can I flatten your curve?
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:58 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
Let me buy you a Corona cause you’re givin me a bona
Posted on 4/16/20 at 8:23 pm to fatboydave
I’m married, so it’s going to be a lot like college for me.
I’ll bring her out, pay for her drinks all night, she will willingly come home with me and then ask me not to touch her.
I’ll bring her out, pay for her drinks all night, she will willingly come home with me and then ask me not to touch her.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 8:25 pm to Hopeful Doc
quote:
I’ll bring her out, pay for her drinks all night, she will willingly come home with me and then ask me not to touch her.
quote:And then... the Versed.
Hopeful Doc
Posted on 4/16/20 at 8:26 pm to fatboydave
I'm going to use a giant butterfly net.
Or poison darts and a blowgun.
Or a big sticky trap like you use for spiders, but people sized.
Or poison darts and a blowgun.
Or a big sticky trap like you use for spiders, but people sized.
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