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re: How do you plan to pick up chicks in bars while socially distancing?

Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:26 pm to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:26 pm to
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Bend her over like a breech loading shotgun and wear her pussy like an M-95 mask.

Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:37 pm to
At least there are some new pickup lines:

"Hey baby, let's go back to your place and flatten some curves"

"I got my stimulus today. Want a stimulus of your own tonight?"

"I keep hearing we're in this together. Want to tell it to my bed?"













Day job [not] given up.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
14222 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:43 pm to
Hey baby doll, can I flatten your curve?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66664 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:45 pm to
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
14222 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:58 pm to
Let me buy you a Corona cause you’re givin me a bona
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
15388 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 8:23 pm to
I’m married, so it’s going to be a lot like college for me.


I’ll bring her out, pay for her drinks all night, she will willingly come home with me and then ask me not to touch her.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 8:25 pm to
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I’ll bring her out, pay for her drinks all night, she will willingly come home with me and then ask me not to touch her.
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Hopeful Doc

And then... the Versed.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76154 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 8:26 pm to
I'm going to use a giant butterfly net.
Or poison darts and a blowgun.
Or a big sticky trap like you use for spiders, but people sized.
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