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re: How do you go about bringing up butt stuff to your wife?

Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:00 pm to
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
17430 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:00 pm to


Marry the right woman.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9130 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:03 pm to
I had a girl bring it up to me. After a day at Surfside beach we went to Whataburger bought a bag of food and went to her home in Lake Jackson.

After eating we started to fool around. Soon after she said “BFC PIIMB “.
I told her that we were gonna need some grease. She told to go get a stick of the “unsalted “ butter out of the refrigerator. She stressed unsalted.

I saw some Whataburger mayonnaise on the table and just grabbed three packets quickly. I slathered her up with two and apply one to little BFC, took aim and the deed was done.

Afterward I asked her why she wanted unsalted butter. She told me that her doctor said her sodium levels were high. She figured that if I pounded salted butter into her arse that it would throw her levels way off.
This post was edited on 5/14/23 at 1:13 pm
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
48902 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:05 pm to
Get you a bidet, first. Something tells me you're gonna' need it.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49097 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:06 pm to
Wash it right in the shower
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213746 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:07 pm to
If she wanted it and you already have great sex, she would have brought it up by now.
Posted by Sterling Archer
Member since Aug 2012
7900 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:14 pm to
I’m not sure if the replies realize OP wants to be pegged
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
7637 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:17 pm to
Tequila. Lots of tequila.
Posted by SalE
At the beach
Member since Jan 2020
2693 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:17 pm to
Tito's
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10426 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

If she wanted it and you already have great sex, she would have brought it up by now
This right here.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53616 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

If she wanted it and you already have great sex, she would have brought it up by now.

duckie - you do realize he wants to be pegged

Just making sure bc your suggestion could really go either way
This post was edited on 5/14/23 at 1:26 pm
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41732 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:27 pm to
Just admit that you'd like to be HER bitch for a while.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20046 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:30 pm to
I just laid it all out.

I told her about my hemorrhoids and why I need them fixt.

That is when I found out she has the same problem.

.....OH! You talking about kinky sex..... never mind.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
32837 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:34 pm to
You don't bring it up. Just get going hard from behind and let one stroke come out a little too far. It'll work itself out.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
137799 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:36 pm to
Too many of y'all don't know how to read.

He's asking about getting pegged. Then
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19076 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:38 pm to
I’m guessing someone left their phone unlocked around their friends or wife. If real, Aggie board is best place for advice
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
19571 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:55 pm to
mikelbr is probably the go to on this subject.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213746 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 2:14 pm to
I get that…. Just trying to comfort the dude…. But how do you feel about the topic????

Asking for a friend.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53616 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

But how do you feel about the topic????
about pegging my husband in the arse?? I don’t think he’d like that, but I’ve never asked
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
14459 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 2:29 pm to
If she hasn’t brought it up, I wouldn’t either.
Posted by VolunGator
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2020
1293 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

Step 7: Can be very awesome or very messy!


I'll never understand. Here's to your pleasure or poison risk. GROSS AF
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