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re: How do you get over a girl who has a boyfriend?

Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:11 pm to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39114 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

Show them you have more money than their boyfriends.


Great idea. He should casually mention to the biggest gossip there that he has a trust fund.

The imaginary trust fund would be a nice touch to this imaginary thread about two imaginary girls at his imaginary job. He should have taken them to an imaginary Ruth's Chris and had the imaginary ribeye.

Notice that he trolled and ran?

ETA: Welcome back to your thread.
This post was edited on 5/25/19 at 10:14 pm
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45123 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:12 pm to
quote:

Chloroform is your friend.


To each his own, I prefer a golf club, duct tape and zip ties.
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
11281 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

So I asked 2 of the girls at work and got 2 big Nos


I’d just keep going down the schedule. You can get their numbers from their HR files
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56242 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:20 pm to
Congrats.

You’re that much closer to banging ICP’s. Be sure to showcase your hacky sack skills.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:21 pm to
Is this not a troll thread?
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
5343 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:22 pm to
Shhhhh.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108360 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

How do you get over a girl who has a boyfriend?


Ummmm, drop it? It’s not like you dated her.
Posted by Nephropidae
Brentwood
Member since Nov 2018
2386 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

Ejaculate in a cup and give it to her with some flowers
quote:

Tyga Woods
and eat it?
This post was edited on 5/25/19 at 10:26 pm
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

closer to banging ICP’s


OP is going after Juggalettes?
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
5343 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:26 pm to
Whoop whoop
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56242 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:27 pm to

Disney slang for international college program students.

Think the blonde chicks working in Epcot in Norway.

Though sometimes they get to insane clown posse party levels at Vista Lay housing.
This post was edited on 5/25/19 at 10:30 pm
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6794 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:27 pm to
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Not every girl has a boyfriend. Or a vagina. Expand your horizons.


Honestly not sure why this doesn't have more up votes.... Best post I've read in a week.
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
34812 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:28 pm to
quote:

Is this not a troll thread?


Look at his post history for your answer
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:31 pm to
Back in the day, there were girls that I worked with whose boyfriends hated me because they knew their girlfriends had the hots for me.

Alls fair in love and war. If they were really into you, and you wanted to be with them, you could convince them to be with you instead.

Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:36 pm to
I still feel like this is a troll. Like his whole persona here is a troll.
This post was edited on 5/25/19 at 10:37 pm
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
34812 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:39 pm to
It very well could be but then again who knows.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45123 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:39 pm to
I am not reading this, it is absolutely a troll. Even the most inexperienced high school boy isn’t this naive
Posted by CP3forMVP
Member since Nov 2010
14900 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:44 pm to
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33937 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 10:45 pm to
Have an abundant mindset. Plenty of women out there. You can't have them all but you can have some of them.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 11:15 pm to
I'm not. I really liked this girl . I m
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