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re: How big a Christmas bonus do you give your house cleaner?
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:11 pm to FutureCorridor49
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:11 pm to FutureCorridor49
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How big a Christmas bonus do you give your house cleaner?
Dirty undies, the whites.
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:17 pm to ellesssuuu
quote:Damn bro, sure you can handle 5 rounds with a crazy Hispanic?
bout 10 inches
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:28 pm to FutureCorridor49
Last year we gave the girl $100. Now there's two of them so I'm not sure.
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:30 pm to FutureCorridor49
My house keeper gets a dick in box on Christmas and her birthday
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:31 pm to FutureCorridor49
On the last big clean before Christmas, as her bonus, I'll flush the toilet after dropping a deuce instead of leaving a floater.
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:37 pm to FutureCorridor49
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And consider all jokes about your or my wife preemptively thought of already.
You can't even fathom the depths of my perversion.
Or your wife's arse.
I gave 50% more.
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:39 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
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subtle "I pay someone to clean my house" brag
Five years ago I couldn't imagine doing it.
Now, I couldn't imagine not having someone follow behind what I do.
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:40 pm to FutureCorridor49
Jelly of the month club.
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:41 pm to FutureCorridor49
She gives me money for allowing her to clean my house
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:43 pm to FutureCorridor49
We told our maid we had a nice vacation in Italy. She said, "we love it there, did you go to Venice?"
That's when I decided she didn't need a Christmas bonus.
That's when I decided she didn't need a Christmas bonus.
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:58 pm to FutureCorridor49
My housekeeper is getting every penny of the bonus I made this year, save for what I need to spend on a new set of tires for the truck.
Posted on 12/1/23 at 5:08 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
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subtle "I pay someone to clean my house" brag
Man, for the sake of your marriage and/or sanity, a house cleaner is about the first thing you should get as soon as you can scratch it, especially if both partners working.
Ours is just every 2 weeks but what a difference it makes overall. If money ever gets tight I’ll cut out just about every other luxury before firing Lupe.
Posted on 12/1/23 at 5:36 pm to FutureCorridor49
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I leave out an extra jug of Fabuloso
Pfft. I gave mine a case
They love that gotdamn shite. Get a monthly sticky note reminder about the Fabuloso.
I leave out an extra jug of Fabuloso
Pfft. I gave mine a case
They love that gotdamn shite. Get a monthly sticky note reminder about the Fabuloso.
Posted on 12/1/23 at 6:05 pm to JumpingTheShark
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I don’t give my wife an allowance

Posted on 12/1/23 at 6:39 pm to FutureCorridor49
I have a house cleaner twice a week. Her bonus is what I pay her weekly (ie, two days salary)
Posted on 12/1/23 at 6:42 pm to FutureCorridor49
And don’t listen to the assholes in this thread. If I didn’t have a housekeeper I would have murdered my husband and two of my three kids (one is clean). Worth every penny. And I still have to straigten up behind my family every single damn day.
Posted on 12/1/23 at 6:45 pm to FutureCorridor49
Is this a thing? I don’t remember ever giving more than the standard rate.
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