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re: How big a Christmas bonus do you give your house cleaner?

Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:11 pm to
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20102 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

How big a Christmas bonus do you give your house cleaner?


Dirty undies, the whites.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
60095 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:12 pm to
$25 GC
Posted by Antib551
Houma, LA
Member since Dec 2018
1408 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

bout 10 inches
Damn bro, sure you can handle 5 rounds with a crazy Hispanic?
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44428 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:28 pm to
Last year we gave the girl $100. Now there's two of them so I'm not sure.
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
6077 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:30 pm to
My house keeper gets a dick in box on Christmas and her birthday
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23278 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:31 pm to
On the last big clean before Christmas, as her bonus, I'll flush the toilet after dropping a deuce instead of leaving a floater.
Posted by WonPercent
BATON ROUGE
Member since Aug 2023
1270 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:31 pm to
5,000 pesos.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29829 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:37 pm to
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And consider all jokes about your or my wife preemptively thought of already.


You can't even fathom the depths of my perversion.

Or your wife's arse.

I gave 50% more.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29829 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

subtle "I pay someone to clean my house" brag


Five years ago I couldn't imagine doing it.

Now, I couldn't imagine not having someone follow behind what I do.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105307 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:40 pm to
Jelly of the month club.
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21280 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:41 pm to
She gives me money for allowing her to clean my house
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
14063 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:43 pm to
We told our maid we had a nice vacation in Italy. She said, "we love it there, did you go to Venice?"

That's when I decided she didn't need a Christmas bonus.
Posted by Swamp Angel
West Georgia Chicken Farm Territory
Member since Jul 2004
10188 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 2:58 pm to
My housekeeper is getting every penny of the bonus I made this year, save for what I need to spend on a new set of tires for the truck.
Posted by FutureCorridor49
US 90
Member since May 2023
588 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

subtle "I pay someone to clean my house" brag


Man, for the sake of your marriage and/or sanity, a house cleaner is about the first thing you should get as soon as you can scratch it, especially if both partners working.

Ours is just every 2 weeks but what a difference it makes overall. If money ever gets tight I’ll cut out just about every other luxury before firing Lupe.
Posted by BarCo49
Alabama
Member since Apr 2021
306 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 5:36 pm to
quote:

I leave out an extra jug of Fabuloso

Pfft. I gave mine a case


They love that gotdamn shite. Get a monthly sticky note reminder about the Fabuloso.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19460 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

I don’t give my wife an allowance


Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
15753 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 6:23 pm to
My big pecker
Posted by WhiteRussianDude
Member since Feb 2023
409 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 6:39 pm to
I have a house cleaner twice a week. Her bonus is what I pay her weekly (ie, two days salary)
Posted by WhiteRussianDude
Member since Feb 2023
409 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 6:42 pm to
And don’t listen to the assholes in this thread. If I didn’t have a housekeeper I would have murdered my husband and two of my three kids (one is clean). Worth every penny. And I still have to straigten up behind my family every single damn day.
Posted by Lazy But Talented
Member since Aug 2011
15076 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 6:45 pm to
Is this a thing? I don’t remember ever giving more than the standard rate.
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