How are the Schlitterbahn water parks doing?

Some kid got decapitated last summer, but other than that it’s a swell time.

I hear the lazy river there has never been lazier

whos downvoting


do you even know the story ?


if you know the story , show me how Im wrong

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Some kid got decapitated last summer, but other than that it’s a swell time.

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Can you imagine being the two chicks that had to ride the rest of the way with a headless body in front of them?

read the article, and then tell me Im wrong

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whos downvoting 


do you even know the story ? 


if you know the story , show me how Im wrong

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I know the story, and I didn't downvote you, but the facility 40 miles south of you operates deep in the black every year.

It's an awesome venue with the moody hotel, aquarium, rainforest, and the golf course attached.

Hopefully they file for bankruptcy at some point.

That kid should have never been killed.

Went twice this past summer.

The one in New Braunfuls. Paid once. Someone bought us tickets 2nd time. I’m probably done with Schlitterbaun for a while.

Both times it was over crowded and to put it bluntly they need to raise the ticket price to keep some of the minority and white trash out. I’m more than willing to pay $20-25 extra if the lines were shorter and I didn’t have to see 300lb Bonita in a 1 piece every 20 feet

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Right now? Probably slow. People tend to not go to waterparks when it's cold and shite.