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re: Houston Funeral Home Embalmer Castrates Deceased Sex Offender and Stuffs it in his Mouth

Posted on 3/13/25 at 6:39 pm to
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
10220 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

Laudermilk stab Rodriguez twice in the groin, then cut off his penis and stuff it in his mouth.


Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11747 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 6:41 pm to
At this point, the embalmer chick is going to lose her job regardless. I dont know who her attorney is, but she would likely get one of the attention whore fricktards to defend her pro bono for the media exposure. Refuse all settlement offers, try the case in the media, and hope the prosecution is dumb enough to let it go to a jury.

There is no way in hell 12 people in Texas will agree that she is guilty. Milk the thing for as much free press as possible, and make your knew job title "That chick that stuffed the dead perverts own dick in his mouth"
Posted by card401
I'm Trapped
Member since Aug 2012
73 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 6:46 pm to
Really. Don't see what the problem is
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
14294 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 6:58 pm to
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After reading this I’ve decided cremation is a much safer option


Are you a S.O.?
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
19829 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 7:06 pm to
We

I guess took it seriously when someone told her to suck a bag of dicks.

Body bag was nearby
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
21293 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 7:09 pm to
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Fine: $5.00

More like $6.66
Posted by DamnGood86
Member since Aug 2019
1292 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 7:09 pm to
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cut off his penis and stuff it in his mouth...

That sounds like a dictoffame, not a castration.
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
10069 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 7:13 pm to
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She turned to the student and said, "You didn't see anything."


While not condoning or condemning the charges how difficult would it have been to tell the student to do some other task or even leave for the day/lunch....
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11708 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

Houston Funeral Home Embalmer Castrates Deceased Sex Offender and Stuffs it in his Mouth

Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13993 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 7:17 pm to
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Milk the thing

She did!
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 7:18 pm to
So..decades ago if anyone was 18 and had a girlfriend who was 16 with a bitch mom, in death they can be mutilated.

Then everyobe can celebrate an idiot who feels they are a bringer of justice.
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
7950 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 7:37 pm to
Not guilty and I hope he get a plaque from the city
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 7:49 pm to
I'm actually weirdly okay with this.
This post was edited on 3/13/25 at 7:50 pm
Posted by MFn GIMP
Member since Feb 2011
23008 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 7:52 pm to
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So..decades ago if anyone was 18 and had a girlfriend who was 16 with a bitch mom, in death they can be mutilated. Then everyobe can celebrate an idiot who feels they are a bringer of justice.

It’s an inanimate object. Who cares?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 7:56 pm to
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Who cares?
at least the family, the mortician and the law.
Posted by Shorts Guy
BR
Member since Dec 2023
731 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 7:56 pm to
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More than sexually abusing children? I think it’s a wash in the cra cra department.


The deceased apparently SA’d a 31y/o woman 24 years ago, not children. Obviously he was still a piece of shite…but you also have to be kind of a piece of shite to mutilate a corpse.
This post was edited on 3/13/25 at 7:57 pm
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
17566 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 7:59 pm to
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After reading this I’ve decided cremation is a much safer option


That’s exactly what a sex offender would say
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
14755 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 8:01 pm to
Not guilty. No complaining party.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 8:02 pm to
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SA’d a 31y/o woman 24 years ago, not children.
People hear SO and think it's always some 30+ year old dude hanging out in the Jr High bushes with a net ready to pounce.

That classification used to mean something, hell..any of us who went to high school in the 80s and 90s could fall under the classification these days.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131613 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 8:03 pm to
Guilty

Sentence: time served
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