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re: Housing Guests for Mardi Gras
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:37 am to Flynn2Bryd
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:37 am to Flynn2Bryd
Unless he's paying you a shite load of money or offering to let you sleep with the gf, tell him to go frick himself. That's your bed. Tell him to get a damn hotel. That's very selfish of him to even ask.
This post was edited on 2/6/18 at 11:39 am
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Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:38 am to Flynn2Bryd
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Friend number 3 asks if he can have my room for the 4 nights, offered to pay if I sleep on the air mattress. Thoughts?
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:38 am to Flynn2Bryd
You should be a real friend and slap his arse back into reality right before you hand him the hand pump for his new home for the next 4 days
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:38 am to Flynn2Bryd
Blowjob from his gf cuts rent in half, just saying
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:39 am to Flynn2Bryd
You're a big boy. Decide for yourself if his offer is worth sleeping on an air mattress.
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:41 am to Flynn2Bryd
Congrats on having a mattress that will be covered in semen
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:41 am to jbgleason
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Only reason he needs the room is to hang his girlfriend in your bed.
David Carradine?
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:42 am to anewguy
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For a minimum of a grand and a blowjob.
Make sure to clarify "BJ from the GF".
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:43 am to Flynn2Bryd
Would you prefer to have said amount of money or to sleep in your own bed. This is really a personal decision so not sure what thoughts you are looking for.
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:43 am to Flynn2Bryd
Don't be a pussy. That is YOUR house. Only you and women (or men, if that's your thing) of your choosing sleep in the master bedroom.Tell him that he is sleeping on the fricking air mattress but his girlfriend is welcome to share your bed.
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:45 am to Flynn2Bryd
The only way this even kind of makes sense is if OP is single.
Actually, even then, wtf?
Actually, even then, wtf?
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:45 am to Flynn2Bryd
My thoughts are.....are you and your friends adults or idiot teens ?
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:45 am to Flynn2Bryd
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i wouldnt want her
Let the OT make that call. Pics??
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:52 am to Flynn2Bryd
Their juices will forever be soaked into your mattress...
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:56 am to Flynn2Bryd
When I was a freshman at LSU, my next door neighbor, in Hatcher, invited me to stay at his uncles' in NOLA with he and another guy. We went out when we got to town, got sh*tfaced, and showed up at the uncle's house around 2:30 am. His aunt told him the house was full. We slept in the car in his uncle's drive. We did go in, showered , changed and ate the next morning, but had to sleep in the car again the next night. We didn't have the money to go drink in bars. so we went back and forth to the car for beers, and to go pee. We just used a large McDonald's cup that was in the floorboard of the car, and poured it out the door, with thousands of people walking by. It was one of those experiences that only happen to college students, ans homeless people. I look back on it fondly now. 
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:59 am to Flynn2Bryd
you say your beds are full, but maybe he can have a couch... guests don't dictate where they sleep
Posted on 2/6/18 at 12:00 pm to Pesticide
I pretty much sleep like a drunken baby anywhere I am. I'd probably take the money if it was a good offer and sleep on the air mattress. But I'm just a good host that way
Posted on 2/6/18 at 12:02 pm to Flynn2Bryd
If you let them take your bed, make sure you film them banging. You can make money on the video that way.
Posted on 2/6/18 at 12:03 pm to Flynn2Bryd
Recind the offer to stay at your place and never speak to him again.
Posted on 2/6/18 at 12:04 pm to Flynn2Bryd
His arse would be heading out da door for having the audacity to ask such a question
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