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re: Hot Robot women coming to a place near you soon ...

Posted on 1/12/25 at 11:11 am to
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26541 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 11:11 am to
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When they can make a sammich, clean the kitchen give blowjobs call me.



This post was edited on 1/12/25 at 11:12 am
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
15076 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 11:11 am to
Funny this drops right after the Megan Fox movie hits Netflix. I’ll take one that looks like her.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VoEdO6_G6lc

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92292 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 11:11 am to
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Their ultimate thought is a hot tub jet. I’ve personally witnessed a girl reach climax in like 5 -10 seconds by strategically placing herself over a hot tub jet. One of the most incredible things I’ve ever witnessed.


this is a real thing
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13991 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 11:13 am to
Does it short out when it bleeds?
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
15076 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 11:14 am to
You left out a pic of one of those big old school maglites that would take 4 DD batteries.

I used one a few times on a girl I was dating.
This post was edited on 1/12/25 at 11:15 am
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33527 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 11:27 am to
Mind the gap
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92292 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 11:30 am to
wonder what that extra pinky is for
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216475 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 11:33 am to
Agreed but I would sure hope there isn’t a short circuit during a head job.
Posted by PillageUrVillage
Mordor
Member since Mar 2011
16042 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 11:38 am to
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
15951 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 12:02 pm to
Did you see the interviewers face when he said she could even be your girlfriend?

Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84750 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 12:03 pm to
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I don’t think it’s so much as they frick the corner of a table as they hump and rub their clit on it in the same manner they do a pillow or stuffed animal.


I honestly didn’t know they did that with tables. Now I’m curious what my wife does all day when I’m at work. We have tables.

Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26541 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 12:38 pm to
This one is better

Posted by JYD
Pineville
Member since Oct 2003
8568 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 2:22 pm to
I ordered the Megan Fox model the other day.

Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
10317 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 3:37 pm to
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I honestly didn’t know they did that with tables. Now I’m curious what my wife does all day when I’m at work. We have tables.


Knew a gal in high school who used to talk about how much she got to enjoy her bedposts when she hit puberty. Furniture gals are indeed a thing.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122195 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 3:40 pm to
Yall know the song.. "give me a hood rat bitch. give me a project bitch.."

The next song will be "Give me a robot bitch. One that don't talk a lot.. And say she will take that dick".
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
43922 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

Does it short out when it bleeds?

Ummmmmm
Posted by uscpuke
Member since Jan 2004
6311 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 7:58 pm to
WOOD
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
43922 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

Did you see the interviewers face when he said she could even be your girlfriend?

I did.

Nothing would surprise me these days when young men are claiming they are dating someone ... who they've never met, except online.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

When they can make a sammich, clean the kitchen give blowjobs


My wife does 0 of 3 of those, and there's only one I can't do myself.
Posted by MrWhipple
West of the Mississippi
Member since Jun 2016
1138 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

You left out a pic of one of those big old school maglites that would take 4 DD batteries.


A 4DD is 15” and 6”+ girth. Ouch
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