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re: Hooters serving "Angel Shots" to protect women on bad Tinder dates

Posted on 1/14/17 at 4:54 pm to
Posted by Jcorye1
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 4:54 pm to
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What about men who are lied to by catfishing women who use photoshop, filters, and take weird angles of their pictures to hide the fact they are a total lard arse?



I'm all for men's rights and shite, but just fricking leave.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
32130 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 4:54 pm to
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What is their secret covert plan of action?


Drink til she's hot, then frick the fatty
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 4:58 pm to
Hooters on first date?

Trashy 8.5/10
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:01 pm to
I do wonder how Hooters waitresses explain this to the dude who was left behind. Do they just leave him with the check regardless refusing to say what happened to her? I mean, sure the police one, but other than that, what the frick do they tell the guy? Clearly he's weird if he invited her to Hooters, but there isn't enough of an explanation here.

Also this is why you never go on your first date to dinner. It should either be a bar or coffee shop.
Posted by AjaxFury
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:08 pm to
Just have a friend who's an Uber driver circle the block at Hooters while on your date to make sure she gets to her "proper destination"
Posted by el Gaucho
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:10 pm to
Wtf they need to have these for men where the chick lies about how fat she is


We're literally dying out here
Posted by AjaxFury
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:21 pm to
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Wtf they need to have these for men where the chick lies about how fat she is


We're literally dying out here


It's true, you could literally die of suffocation if those bigguns roll on top of you in your sleep
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:28 pm to
My girls asked about doing this. No way was I going to post up something saying they would walk the guy out to his car alone in the parking lot.
Posted by Peazey
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Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:42 pm to
Saw this girl post the picture of the sign this last week. I thought about posting something to it about if someone takes you to a hooters as a first date then that's probably a red flag itself, but u decided it was probably best to keep my mouth shut.
Posted by TigerFred
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Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:46 pm to
This secret shot isn't very secret. I have heard of at least a half dozen major franchises searving it as well as a large number of small bars and restaurants.

Next time I am out with Mrs I am going to order her an angel shot just to see the bartenders reaction.
Posted by Rouge
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:47 pm to
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TigerFred
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This post was edited on 1/14/17 at 5:48 pm
Posted by TigerFred
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Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:52 pm to
I don't think that will actually happen.

Today's game was a yes then shite changed. Text me and I will tell you where we are watching tonight. Actually there is a single woman that I think you and her may get along.
Posted by Pettifogger
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Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:53 pm to
I'm all for creative ways to keep women safe, but I just don't really understand how this works.

Why not just go to the bar and say "get me an uber" or "call the police"? I mean, if the dude is there, what's he going to do, start assaulting her at the bar? It's not like he's got a guy holding her family hostage somewhere and she needs to blink out an SOS in morse code.
This post was edited on 1/14/17 at 11:09 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120383 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:55 pm to
Hooters isn't any different than other chain restaurants like buffalo wild wings, chili's, TGIFs, etc... Okay, they have girls, who are usually college aged, who have tank tops on and orange shorts.. with leggings. Of course there are no male waiters and the waiters at hooters are likely more attractive than the ones at Chili's, but I don't think of it as some place only men go to...where you never take a women.

The walkon chicks at the walkons in N.O. have hotter waiters than Hooters.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:59 pm to
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I'm all for creative ways to keep women safe, but I just don't really understand how this works.


I'm still trying to figure out how you don't just get your arse up, call a cab/Uber, and just leave.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
148570 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:59 pm to
I once got offered a job being a barback over there when they first opened. Told I would make the same as bartending any other places around there. Just the female talent had me debating it... but then I came to my senses thinking no way I could work behind the bar with so many bimbos especially if I was pretty much their bitch.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 6:13 pm to
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Why not just go to the bar and say "get me an uber" or "call the police"? I mean, if the dude is there, what's he going to do, start assaulting her at the bar? It's not like he's got a guy holding her family hostage somewhere and she needs to blind out an SOS in morse code.


Yeah, and either way shite is going to hit the fan mentally for the guy when she abandons him. Is the kitchen staff and waitresses just going to let him rape her at the table? No, this is wholly ridiculous.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 6:21 pm to
OMG

This is so important
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 6:22 pm to
Yeah, because everything on the "Off-Topic" Loubge needs to be important.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
59240 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 6:25 pm to
That's not what I meant

You must not be very familiar with buzzfeed phrases
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