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re: Homeowners in Bluff Swamp are surrounded by flood water, and they are mad about it

Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:53 am to
Posted by LT
The City of St. George
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:53 am to
Aquadam - its good shite. Works well
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
21856 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:55 am to
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Aquadam - its good shite. Works well


The bigger question is: Can it be financed? I'd imagine that's what the idiots who built those homes need to know most.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
176232 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:57 am to
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Maybe if they weren’t so scared to live with a few black people they wouldn’t have to run off to the frickin swamps to live.


Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17337 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:57 am to
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The bigger question is: Can it be financed? I'd imagine that's what the idiots who built those homes need to know most.



You can get it for 30% off if you buy your F-150 and your zero turn lawn mower at the same place. You can finance it all for 120 months.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:58 am to
These people wanted more house than they could afford.

News flash, Terry: you didn't pay attention in school, and now you've got a job selling imitation Hilti hammer parts for your wife's uncle. You don't add enough value to the economy to have a sprawling mcmansion. Some people just have to live in duplexes.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17337 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:58 am to
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Maybe if they weren’t so scared to live with a few black people they wouldn’t have to run off to the frickin swamps to live.



Or just buy one of the many lots available that are not in a swamp. You might still have some street flooding in a 14" rain event, but you probably won't need to dam up your house.
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
26432 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:08 am to
Mom: What did you see on your swamp tour, Timmy?

Timmy: I saw some alligators, a frog, some turtles, and a gaudy A Hayes Town knockoff with 3 bedrooms!



Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
71080 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:10 am to
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Don't build your house in a fricking swamp


I'm going to educate some mafukkas in here.

There are certainly a whole lot of houses that were literally built in the swamp and rightfully should flood. Shame on those who approved that construction and shame on those who bought it.

There are a whole lot of houses that have been on natural ridges/high spots for hundreds of years. Those places do not naturally flood. Even with the river was doing its own thing they didn't flood. Now they do, because baton rouge had total unbridled development for decades, basically damming in bluff swamp and preventing draining to the amite. Their "plan" was to let it all go to bluff swamp and frick the people there. Now they get pissed when Iberville doesn't allow it. Those people on ridge road are rightfully pissed off and I feel for them. Id build up alligator bayou road 10 feet higher and pump all of the south of bluff swamp into BR if I was them. The people who were here first are the ones getting fricked the hardest and that is a major problem.
Posted by Ragin Tiger 91
Nomad
Member since Apr 2016
431 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:11 am to
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What’s inside of that buffer thing in the first pic? Water? Does a tube filled with water keep water out? Honestly asking? I’d think the water would get under it and it would balance out at some point right?


The material of the aqua dam is denser than water.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17337 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:12 am to
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There are a whole lot of houses that have been on natural ridges/high spots for hundreds of years.


And 0.00% of those are in bluff swamp.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
176232 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:13 am to
Why are you so hard up on this?
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
17167 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:14 am to
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The bigger question is: Can it be financed? I'd imagine that's what the idiots who built those homes need to know most.

Those Industrial Rental companies that rent out pumps could probably make serious bank investing in deploying rental aquadams.
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
25963 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:14 am to
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Don't build your house in a fricking swamp



This. Expecting us to feel sympathetic is a bit much. That's a risk you take when you buy/build on the low side of Bluff. Not like this was a surprise.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
71080 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:14 am to
All of ridge road is "in bluff swamp"
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:16 am to


I'm liking the garages.

Except for that being in a flood zone thing.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33063 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:18 am to
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All of ridge road is "in bluff swamp"



Don't build a house in a swamp, and definitely don't do it an expect sympathy when flooding happens. It's not a difficult concept.
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
12277 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:21 am to
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I imagine land is pretty cheap in a swamp.


Unfortunately, it is not, at least not in Louisiana.
Posted by Bawcephus
Member since Jul 2018
2747 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:22 am to
We're building a house here dammit!

Its not a swamp, they're bluffing!



Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17337 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:23 am to
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Its not a swamp, they're bluffing!



It's like False River.

It's really just there to confuse really stupid people.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:23 am to
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Maybe if they weren’t so scared to live with a few black people they wouldn’t have to run off to the frickin swamps to live.


That's a bingo.

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