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re: Homeowner arrested after tense standoff with squatters

Posted on 3/19/24 at 12:37 pm to
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
8812 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 12:37 pm to
If one thinks about it, Joe Biden is squatting in the White House. But Trump is ready to evict him soon.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
111189 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 12:39 pm to
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They produce a fake lease.
Yea, that's the one part where it's tricky.

They're getting sophisticated with these schemes and many apparently have these fake leases, and I imagine makes it pretty tough for a street cop on the beat to try and discern what is what.

It would just be nice to have it fast tracked through the system.

Another thing I'd argue that could maybe at least help with this, why does the squatter get to keep living in the house? I mean, I get that the eviction thing and not being able to evict is the entire idea. But if I say I live in that house, and they say they live in that house, and it's specific to a squatter's right issue, it seems fair that both parties would need to vacate the property until the courts decide what is what. I imagine that can be a slippery slope for shitty renters to take advantage of too, but just a thought.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
8812 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 12:43 pm to
Easy fix.

When cops show up and they produce a lease - cop tells them “ok we’re going to check this out. If we find out it’s fake you will do 7 days in jail for every one day starting now that it takes us to research”.

If laws were passed like that then those fakers would move out fast.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
111189 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 12:43 pm to
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"Hey if you vote me into office I will help pass laws that have zero effect on me but will let you live in someone else's home for virtually free"

What's so hard to understand here? It's a business transaction.
Hard to understand how wrong you are while thinking you were right, that would be my answer to your question.


These are not new laws.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
111189 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 12:45 pm to
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Easy fix.

When cops show up and they produce a lease - cop tells them “ok we’re going to check this out. If we find out it’s fake you will do 7 days in jail for every one day starting now that it takes us to research”.

If laws were passed like that then those fakers would move out fast.
Yea, that's a great point.

So they're not being arrested for unlawful entry. Once it goes through the courts, it is determined the lease is fake, so why are they only being evicted? They should have some kind of forgery charges coming down on them to.

And to your point, to deter this, the penalties for this forgery in a squatter type situation should be extremely harsh.
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
23006 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 12:46 pm to
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God what absolutely moronic laws in place up there.


I mean what is the plus to squatter's rights? Either you own it or you dont. Do renters have the same right in an apartment complex?

It makes ZERO sense to me why squatters were ever allowed to be a thing.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59144 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 1:13 pm to
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It makes ZERO sense to me why squatters were ever allowed to be a thing.



In common law, it was to dissuade absentee landlords who weren't putting property to efficient use.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119580 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 1:14 pm to
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Homeowner arrested


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squatters


quote:

New York City


A tale as old as time.
Posted by Joehat
New Orleans West
Member since Jun 2011
972 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 1:21 pm to
With this law in effect, I would seriously seek the services of a local mob or gang and pay a few thousand dollars to get squatters out of a property I owned.

No details- just get them out!
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
14166 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 1:23 pm to
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“Squatters sometimes, in many cases, have a fake lease,” Shelton explained. “So the first thing I did was I had my mom write a lease in my name.”

Liberals will change the law to make the fake lease real and the real lease is fake. Book it.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15767 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 1:29 pm to
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In CA or NY you will be lucky to even get a hearing in less than 60 days and not at a huge financial cost.


Meanwhile on Reddit they are whining about high rent costs in CA & NY
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59144 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 1:35 pm to
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A tale as old as time.


Eh, I've got news for you. The laws in Kentucky (and in most other states) are not dissimilar. You have to go through the legal eviction process, even for squatters.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76598 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 1:48 pm to
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In the old days when property records were incomplete or nonexistent, somebody could show up with a fraudulent deed and kick you off your land. Or you homesteaded a piece of land on the frontier, years later someone claims it belongs to them via a colonial land grant.


And there’s the idea of “putting land into commerce” to avoid properties just sitting there falling apart and being unused by absentee faraway owners. Which I think is bullshite but that’s the reasoning.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79386 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 1:48 pm to
Do these people put "$0" in rent to be paid on the fake lease?

It's an abomination to society that politicians let this shite continue.
Posted by Joe_Dirte
Southwest LA
Member since Feb 2019
655 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 1:50 pm to
could you just beat the sh!t out of them, and then say that you were there, at your own house, conducting maintenance, and they threatened you. self defense? seems easier and they probably would leave after an arse whooping
Posted by Le Tenia
Member since Feb 2015
4537 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 1:56 pm to
Just shoot the mfers in the face and be done with it. I would rather defend myself for protecting my property than argue with a bunch of democrats trying to protect burglars and con artists that burglarized and vandalized my property. You already know that I’m about to do something and probably to jail if the cops don’t do anything.

Seriously WTF is going on in these places??
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56506 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 2:03 pm to
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As illegal squatters taking over homes across Southern California grow increasingly common, one man has dedicated his life to fighting those squatters and protecting homeowners.

Probably less of a crusader and more of an aspiring reality show star.
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
8754 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 2:07 pm to
Stupid law for sure
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
111189 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 2:14 pm to
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Just shoot the mfers in the face and be done with it. I would rather defend myself for protecting my property than argue with a bunch of democrats trying to protect burglars and con artists that burglarized and vandalized my property. You already know that I’m about to do something and probably to jail if the cops don’t do anything.
Call me crazy but the hassle of a couple or few months of going through the eviction process sounds a bit more enticing than decades in jail, but that's just me.



It ain't right, but that's just the way it is.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
111189 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 2:15 pm to
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Probably less of a crusader and more of an aspiring reality show star.

I highly doubt that Flash Shelton is just looking for publicity!!
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