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HOA violations you find to be the most egregious

Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:23 pm
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:23 pm
Some of the trivial fines are just part of the game. But, from time to time you see some people who habitually step the line that take things a little too far. This is when we need to remember that civil asset forfeiture is here to protect us from ourselves.



This post was edited on 12/16/18 at 7:24 pm
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:24 pm to
A baw in my hood painted his door, I motioned for public hanging. Committee is split 3-3
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67932 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:26 pm to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:26 pm to
I was going to go out caroling, but now I'm just gonna speed through your neighborhood blaring "frick the Police" all night instead. I'm gonna see what kind of airtime I can get on your speed bumps.

Merry Christmas, Paul Blart!
This post was edited on 12/16/18 at 7:30 pm
Posted by Uncle Don
The Big House
Member since Jul 2018
4229 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:27 pm to
Biggest violation I could think of would be living somewhere with a HOA
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18521 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:30 pm to
We evicted some philistine for changing his HOA mandated gas lamp on his porch to a hideous flickering LED.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:32 pm to
Guy I went to high school with has a neighbor that won’t get his damn boat off the street. These aren’t huge roads in their hood, so I can see why everyone is motioning for its removal.

At some point you gotta just say to yourself that if you can’t affort to rent a slip, you can’t afford the boat.
Posted by The Great McGinty
Member since Jan 2017
1384 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:32 pm to
HOA can suck a dick. Made the mistake of moving into a Subdivision when I First got married. Paid $250 a quarter for 2yrs. Treasurer packed his shite up and skipped town in the middle of the night with more than 10k.... HOA had the nerver to ask everyone to make up for lol the lost funds to help pay for court cost to go after the guy.... frick RIGHT OFF ON THE SPERM WORM THEY RODE IN ON. THE WHOLE frickING LOT OF’EM.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:33 pm to
To be fair, those LED’s look like doodoo.

Y’all were well within your rights.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65714 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:34 pm to
I bought a Painter from white slavers and tried to keep her on my property.

Punishment was me not being able to put up Christmas decorations for the Season.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

Treasurer packed his shite up and skipped town in the middle of the night




Who was on duty at the time?

Y’all should have investigated every patrolling citizen y’all had assigned to duty that night. I’m skeptical about your story, only because there were a number of people in that chain of command you’d have had to investigate aside from the treasurer.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15766 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:39 pm to
Apparently they frown upon pissing off your balcony. Can’t blame me, my balcony overlooks my yard and I have a small fountain below. If you having a few drinks and chilling on the balcony, I dare you to resist the urge to try to make it in the fountain
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:41 pm to
I’d slap a sex offender charge on you so fast it’d make your head spin.


You.....you
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:41 pm to
There needs to be a Back the Blue type bumper sticker for the patriots who make our cookie cutter neighborhoods safe.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77987 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:41 pm to
My dad was putting up a fence. The president of the HOA introduces himself as my dad is digging the holes and chats with my dad a good 30 min. He can clearly see where the holes for the fence are.

That a-hole waited until the fence was completely up and finished to send my dad a letter telling him that the fence was out of compliance with the HOA. That the fence was about 3 feet too far forward.

My dad told him he was welcome to come and move it himself considering he stood in the yard and talked with him about it for 30 minutes.

This post was edited on 12/16/18 at 7:44 pm
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9648 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:45 pm to
Apparently mine frowns on breaking in the neighbor's house and dropping a deuce on his kitchen table.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:46 pm to
People not properly concealing their waste receptacles
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35498 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:47 pm to
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BRgetthenet
Salute to you sir

Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

There needs to be a Back the Blue type bumper sticker for the patriots who make our cookie cutter neighborhoods safe.




Thank you. God bless you and God bless America.

You don’t care about the HOA until you need the HOA. But the fearless men and women who serve don’t ask for anything in return. Just that you keep it at or under 20 mph, and come to a complete stop. No rolling stops.
Posted by potent357
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2010
4034 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 7:51 pm to
And out come the usual HOA haters who opt to move into a subdivision with an HOA and then bitch about it. After living next to Billy Bob running an outboard motor repair shop in his back yard, and across from the Griswalds with Cousin Eddie living in a camper on the driveway, I am glad I moved into a subdivision with enforced guidelines You don't like it- don't move there. Simple enough.
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