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High School bathrooms
Posted on 3/3/16 at 3:00 am
Posted on 3/3/16 at 3:00 am
So I'm in my 40's. Went to a function at a high school and of course it hits me. I got a class nine dump brewing and I need a bathroom.
So I walk in and fortunately for me, even though it was bad, I actually took a moment to check for paper before simultaneously slamming the door, spinning around, and dropping trou (we all know that move). There was no paper so I immediately move to the next stall. Fuuudge. No paper here either. So I'm standing there sweating and clenching my arse and notice several rolls up on the wall in the bathroom proper. The rolls cannot be removed. Youre supposed to tear some off and take it with you. So I carefully walk over and do this. Theres no other option.
So my questions are what the hell have kids figured out to do with this paper that I, or we, didn't?!?!? And WTF is up with the 4' walls around the stalls?!?!? And WTF is up with no locks on the stalls?!?!?
For as sensitive as kids are nowadays... talk about giving kids a complex?!?!?
So I walk in and fortunately for me, even though it was bad, I actually took a moment to check for paper before simultaneously slamming the door, spinning around, and dropping trou (we all know that move). There was no paper so I immediately move to the next stall. Fuuudge. No paper here either. So I'm standing there sweating and clenching my arse and notice several rolls up on the wall in the bathroom proper. The rolls cannot be removed. Youre supposed to tear some off and take it with you. So I carefully walk over and do this. Theres no other option.
So my questions are what the hell have kids figured out to do with this paper that I, or we, didn't?!?!? And WTF is up with the 4' walls around the stalls?!?!? And WTF is up with no locks on the stalls?!?!?
For as sensitive as kids are nowadays... talk about giving kids a complex?!?!?
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Posted on 3/3/16 at 3:04 am to deuceiswild
Go to bed
Posted on 3/3/16 at 3:08 am to deuceiswild
budget cuts
Posted on 3/3/16 at 3:08 am to deuceiswild
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No paper here either. So I'm standing there sweating and clenching my arse and notice several rolls up on the wall in the bathroom proper. The rolls cannot be removed. Youre supposed to tear some off and take it with you. So I carefully walk over and do this. Theres no other option.
So my questions are what the hell have kids figured out to do with this paper that I, or we, didn't?!?!?
Budget crisis
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This post was edited on 3/3/16 at 3:15 am
Posted on 3/3/16 at 3:37 am to deuceiswild
Flushing whole rolls down the toilet just to be an a-hole was always fun. Some variation of that I'm sure.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 3:50 am to deuceiswild
What's worse is that the bathrooms at E.D.White don't have doors on the stalls at all! Just a maybe four foot tall wall between the toilets that only stuck out about three feet.
I used to go all the way to the gym when I had to poop.
This was about 15 years ago so I don't know if the bathrooms are still like this.
I used to go all the way to the gym when I had to poop.
This was about 15 years ago so I don't know if the bathrooms are still like this.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 3:53 am to deuceiswild
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deuceiswild
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I got a class nine dump brewing and I need a bathroom
Username checks out
Posted on 3/3/16 at 5:39 am to Cleanmatt
You'd never survive in an army barracks.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 5:41 am to deuceiswild
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 11:08 pm
Posted on 3/3/16 at 5:49 am to deuceiswild
Little frickers piss on the toilet paper to be assholes. Some places just move it up higher, but if they leave it on the roll at the normal height kids will piss on the roll.
We used to have the no stall toilets in some of the bathrooms (although I don't think I once shat at school in high school other than the locker room). I'm surprised this day in age that's still allowed.
We used to have the no stall toilets in some of the bathrooms (although I don't think I once shat at school in high school other than the locker room). I'm surprised this day in age that's still allowed.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 5:52 am to deuceiswild
What's a class nine dump? Is that the worst?
Posted on 3/3/16 at 6:46 am to arn
Class 9 is the best level of poo
Posted on 3/3/16 at 7:55 am to deuceiswild
Low walls to easily spot kids who may smoke or take pills or other illegal drugs. Same with the locks. The paper? Kids will throw the entire roll in the toilet while in the stall. Blame Obama!
Posted on 3/3/16 at 8:10 am to Yewkindewit
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Kids will throw the entire roll in the toilet while in the stall.
Or get multiple rolls being pulled in from across the room.
LINK
Posted on 3/3/16 at 8:10 am to deuceiswild
Use your sock
Posted on 3/3/16 at 8:27 am to Layabout
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You'd never survive in an army barracks.
wtf? Those dividers aint that expensive.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 8:28 am to deuceiswild
My HS bathroom is what cured me of my shitting in public places phobia. Once I shite in there, I could shite anywhere.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 8:31 am to Hu_Flung_Pu
No one ever flushed the toilets in the PE room in HS, the water looked figgin bronze by 6th period... 
Posted on 3/3/16 at 8:34 am to Hangover Haven
Ours was gross. shite smeared everywhere, toilet paper stuck to your foot, wet floor (pee or water, who knows?), and the bathroom was always open door to the hallway.
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