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re: Help...How to get this stupid bird from building a nest on my porch?
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:09 pm to JordonfortheJ
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:09 pm to JordonfortheJ
Pellet gun.
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Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:10 pm to Deactived
quote:
Message Posted by Jones Fake owl
In less than a week birds will perched and shitting on your fake owl.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:10 pm to cas4t
Mix 1 part vinegar, 1 part honey, and 3 tablespoons salt. Freeze into a block. Put on the porch.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:11 pm to JordonfortheJ
Leave the little harmless bird alone, you big bully
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:14 pm to JordonfortheJ
Let the fricking bird be. What is wrong with having a nest on your house?
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:14 pm to biglego
I would if they would build it at least on the back porch and not be so freakin messy
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:16 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
quote:
What is wrong with having a nest on your house?
same thing thats wrong with letting a dog lay a deuce on your lawn or porch.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:16 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
quote:
Let the fricking bird be. What is wrong with having a nest on your house?
Birds poop. They bring trash to build nest. They bring parasites. They harbor germs. They leave cracked shells. They litter feathers all over. They leave the nest strewn behind.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:17 pm to JordonfortheJ
For real tho.....
How does anyone not know how to properly spell "Jordan"?
How does anyone not know how to properly spell "Jordan"?
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:26 pm to JordonfortheJ
Its a swallow and you leave that little fellow alone. God sent him to live with you.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:31 pm to Thomas J Sennett
Eat a dick alter.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:40 pm to JordonfortheJ
Plastic predator of some type, let the bird lay eggs then wreck shop, pellet gun, 12 gauge, or C4.
In that order.
EDIT: Actually, use the reverse order. This is the OT, and the reverse order is way more entertaining for the rest of us.
In that order.
EDIT: Actually, use the reverse order. This is the OT, and the reverse order is way more entertaining for the rest of us.
This post was edited on 5/28/14 at 11:42 pm
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:52 pm to ZZTIGERS
quote:
I suggest killing the nuisance.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:53 pm to JordonfortheJ
This picture.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:59 pm to JordonfortheJ
Shoot it
Posted on 5/29/14 at 12:18 am to JordonfortheJ
It would help if you posted a pic of the bird in question, as well as the nesting spot.
In the meantime... Prayers sent.
In the meantime... Prayers sent.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 5:28 am to JordonfortheJ
quote:
it's too messy and an eyesore to have there so its not an option to let it build a nest there. Any suggestions?
There was a little bird,
with a little yellow bill,
That perched upon my window sill,
I coaxed it near with bits of bread,
Then I crushed its fricking head.
Problem solved.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 5:45 am to JordonfortheJ
I dealt with this last summer. I wouldn't have minded but he was shitting down my window. I spent Saturday outside with a Super Soaker and some beer. He left after a couple hours.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 6:54 am to JordonfortheJ
Claymore with a trip wire where he tends to build should do the trick.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 7:25 am to JordonfortheJ
Benjamin. Cook some rice.
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