re: Help identifying this spider

Wanna hear me scream like a Bitch?

Have me run into a big web in the woods.

frick every bit of that terrifying piece of shite ghost spider that will haunt my dreams.

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I think i saw how this plays out in The Last of Us

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Nah, there are other cooler, and more terrifying zombie fungi.

One attacks its host (grasshoppers, katydids, etc.), and heads for the brain. It then drives the host to water, which it needs to breed. Once there it basically forces the host to drown itself.

Another attacks lady beetles where it multiplies and forces the beetle to the highest portion of a plant or tree where it then releases its spores to be carried on the wind.

Another is basically a STD that infects the Asian lady beetles. It just multiplies around its nether regions, eventually killing its host.

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Flamethrower wouldve came in handy

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After I hit it with a hammer and the women screamed, guy came with a aerosol can and torched them.

I hope he crawls up your nose while you’re sleeping, you liberal sack of shite

That’s a rest of us type of zombie fungus spider. You should definitely burn down the house and move

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Im sure if you let it bite you, you can climb on walls

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False I’ve had several spider bites still no super powers.

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Baby demon

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Help identifying this spider

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That's Steve the Spider. You're welcome.

That's the rare albino tarantula! Burn it.