Started By
Message

re: Heading Offshore For The First Time

Posted on 4/9/19 at 7:05 am to
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
42340 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 7:05 am to
quote:

quote:

GOM is small and somewhat like a family



I've been in Production (GOM) for 34 yrs. It's a dysfunctional family.



Truth, I've been in controls, mostly production, mostly GOM since 1990.

You work for a producer or a service company? There is a reasonable chance we've crossed paths at some point.

This post was edited on 4/9/19 at 7:06 am
Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19750 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 7:09 am to
quote:

He’s named after the civil war general Braxton Bragg. He killed hundreds of little weak yankee queers so don’t be talkin shite


Let’s see... lost at Shiloh, Perryville, Tullahoma, Stones River, lost the Confederacy’s last sea port at Fort Fisher, and his hesitancy to flank the Union forces under Morgan at Bentonville ultimately allowed an entire Union division to escape despite the fact that they were basically surrounded, which ultimately led them to counterattack, contributing to the loss at Bentonville, one of the last battles of the war.
This post was edited on 4/9/19 at 7:19 am
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
9764 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 7:12 am to
quote:

I’m hoping Jody makes an appearance.


Just left...nice place.
Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19750 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 7:15 am to
quote:

I’ve gotta ask... you took a 60% pay cut just to work offshore? Is there going to be a ROI in the future?


Yes. The first 3 or so months are pretty slow after you’re hired and then once you start getting offshore time, which is paid at a substantially higher hourly rate and comes with more than double the weekly hours you’d receive in the shop (which means overtime at time + 1/2) means a big pay increase.

If I were to work strictly in the shop I’d probably make around $40k, but the average annual wage for most winds up being in the 80’s or 90’s with annual wages well in excess of $100-$150k for guys that do a lot of international work which comes with an even higher rate than regular offshore pay.
This post was edited on 4/9/19 at 7:16 am
Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19750 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 7:17 am to
quote:

Always have your PPE’s on and follow all safety regulations. Safety guys are always looking to justify their jobs. Make sure you bring earphones Pay attention getting on and off the helo Don’t be an arse to the catering crew. Don’t gain 20 lbs There are some interesting stories out there. Talk to everyone, but avoid the people that get on your nerves. There will be a lot of them.


What’s the story on fishing? Is that still allowed?
Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19750 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 7:17 am to
quote:

How old a fella are you?


32
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
42340 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 7:27 am to
quote:

quote:

How old a fella are you?



32



Won't get that much crap based on being a kid except from old farts like me.

On your fishing question, that varies by location, you're required to have appropriate license if you do. If you want to bring fish home, upon return to the shorebase, your catch is subject to all the rules that any fishing trip would be. Although they rarely check, if they do and you have fillets, you'll face fines and confiscation of you catch plus ticketing if you don't have appropriate licenses.
Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19750 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 7:29 am to
quote:

On your fishing question, that varies by location, you're required to have appropriate license if you do.


Just the license for the state who’s waters you’re in? What if you’re past the 12 mile limit?
Posted by SOLA
There
Member since Mar 2014
3705 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 7:33 am to
It depends on which platform you’re own. They have cut down a good bit on letting guys fish. You know you have one incident where some guy gets a hook in his hand and the whole company outlaws fishing forever.
Posted by Captain Crackysack
Member since Oct 2017
2231 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 7:35 am to
Any of you baws work for drillship operators and wanna hook your boy up with a DPO job?
Posted by tiganation337
Abbeville
Member since Jan 2019
403 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 7:53 am to
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
44166 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 7:54 am to
Interesting thread. Pretty much sounds like offshore work is like being deployed in the military without people trying to shoot you or blow you up.

Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
43844 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 7:59 am to
quote:

Heading Offshore For The First Time



Whatever you do, DO NOT RELEASE THE CRACKEN!
Posted by lostinbr
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2017
12627 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 8:08 am to
quote:

Don't walk by the tail rotor.
Don't grab the ailerons.
Don't get hurt.
Don't act like you know everything.
Stay out of the way and ask questions.
Don't forget your lifeboat number.

Is this a thing??

In all seriousness, though.. this post is pretty spot-on. Especially the lifeboat part. Deep water facilities almost always have enough POB to need 2+ lifeboats on each side, and they get really bent out of shape if you forget which one you’re supposed to be on. Same goes for muster stations.

Also don’t unbuckle your seatbelt on the bird until everyone else does. If on a Shell platform, never call anyone on line 5. Pay attention to when the muster drills are scheduled, and don’t be the guy that forgets his PPE unless they specifically tell you that you don’t need PPE for drills.
Posted by lostinbr
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2017
12627 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 8:11 am to
quote:

What’s the story on fishing? Is that still allowed?

I’ve never been on a deep water facility that allowed fishing. Some of the smaller companies may allow it, but chances are no.

Fishing is really more of a shelf thing and even then I don’t know how many places let “transient” contract hands do it.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
65024 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 8:24 am to
I can check. Just DDs and MWDs right now. Might have a well planner spot opening soon.

I think our drilling optimization manager position is still open. Although they may promote from within
This post was edited on 4/9/19 at 8:25 am
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61524 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 8:26 am to
quote:

without people trying to shoot you or blow you up.

unless you're working off the Nigerian coast.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
33373 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 8:26 am to
quote:

Bully



I made a lot of money on that rig pre-crash
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
65024 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 8:28 am to
Went once. Never again. Spent a month between there and Congo. My dad was in sales in Legos in 2003. He had a driver/bodyguard. He was on a Chevron rig and they got taken under siege by some pirates. Chevron paid them and they left
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 8:34 am to
Dont wear magenta and ask to check the concrete monologue tests even if you're just an electrician
Jump to page
Page First 8 9 10 11 12 13
Jump to page
first pageprev pagePage 10 of 13Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram