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Posted on 4/27/22 at 9:32 pm to Zoo Crawfish
People driving 40 mph and weaving on the interstate while looking at their phone is pretty damn obnoxious/dangerous.
Posted on 4/27/22 at 9:34 pm to Zoo Crawfish
Nothing pisses me off more than a mfer who has to blow the horn a millisecond after it turns green, before I have had the chance to even take my foot off the brake. That makes me purposely take longer. frick them.
This post was edited on 4/27/22 at 9:36 pm
Posted on 4/27/22 at 9:39 pm to Deplorableinohio
quote:i can tell you dont know defensive driving tactics. first job is dont get hit by someone running the red light
You have one job at a red light. Go when it’s green.
Posted on 4/27/22 at 9:40 pm to Zoo Crawfish
I yelled at two different cars today.
Posted on 4/27/22 at 9:42 pm to Zoo Crawfish
Only thing that pisses me off more than not moving at a green light is the a-hole who creeps through the green light with 4-5 car lengths between then and the next car.
At least the cell phone guy realizes his mistakes and guns it vs the bitch who is still checking her cell phone and riding the break through the green light.
At least the cell phone guy realizes his mistakes and guns it vs the bitch who is still checking her cell phone and riding the break through the green light.
Posted on 4/27/22 at 9:46 pm to jatilen
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Maybe they are color challenged
The lights are in different positions for just this reason.
Posted on 4/27/22 at 10:03 pm to arcalades
Ok. I agree. It’s still go when it’s green but I’ve always looked both ways to make sure nobody is running the light. Taught my kids that too.
Also no stupid left hand turns across four lanes of traffic.
Also no stupid left hand turns across four lanes of traffic.
Posted on 4/27/22 at 11:18 pm to Zoo Crawfish
The worst fricking thing is when you're 4 or 5 in line, the person in the car on front of you is on the damn phone, and you have to honk after giving them a few seconds to get their shitbox going after the cars in front of them have cleared...just for them to run the yellow arrow and leave you stuck on the red.
We've got construction that backs up 5 miles at 5 so those of us who are local get off and take the county road. The problem comes in that the turn into the road is where the above happens at least half the time...putting you a good dozen cars behind where you should be for 7 miles. Those of us who are local and intelligent don't wait for the four way clisterfrick in our village. Basically turn about 3/4 of a mile before it and go the back way hitting a four way stop away from the commercial area.
And to throw in politics... Remember that stimulus sent to local governments that the GOP argued would be a slush fund? Well the fat bastard Governor Fatfrick McJelly Belly of the socialist Republic of Illinois threw that money at roads and debt service that his fricking party let happen. He's running ads touting all the construction work getting done and how the state is now paying its bills on time. The fat frick is even running ads in the GOP primary because he's afraid of a black Republican from the suburbs who will whoop his arse in the general. I did a triple take when I saw those ads while visiting family for Easter.
We've got construction that backs up 5 miles at 5 so those of us who are local get off and take the county road. The problem comes in that the turn into the road is where the above happens at least half the time...putting you a good dozen cars behind where you should be for 7 miles. Those of us who are local and intelligent don't wait for the four way clisterfrick in our village. Basically turn about 3/4 of a mile before it and go the back way hitting a four way stop away from the commercial area.
And to throw in politics... Remember that stimulus sent to local governments that the GOP argued would be a slush fund? Well the fat bastard Governor Fatfrick McJelly Belly of the socialist Republic of Illinois threw that money at roads and debt service that his fricking party let happen. He's running ads touting all the construction work getting done and how the state is now paying its bills on time. The fat frick is even running ads in the GOP primary because he's afraid of a black Republican from the suburbs who will whoop his arse in the general. I did a triple take when I saw those ads while visiting family for Easter.
Posted on 4/27/22 at 11:26 pm to Zoo Crawfish
Make their phone number their license plate.
Posted on 4/27/22 at 11:30 pm to Zoo Crawfish
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I’d say there are multiple days in the week when I have to honk at someone who has been on their phone while the light has been green for a good 4-6 seconds.
Honk? I normally shoot their back glass out.
Posted on 4/27/22 at 11:35 pm to Zoo Crawfish
On their cellphones.
It pisses me off more when they don't stop at the damn red light.
It pisses me off more when they don't stop at the damn red light.
Posted on 4/27/22 at 11:48 pm to fallguy_1978
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I'd bet people on their phones cause more accidents than drunk drivers these days.
It’s not even close. Phones are causing exponentially more wrecks and deaths. Drunks are usually on the road during off hours. Idiots on their phones are driving during rush hours on interstates and on surface streets.
I used to be guilty of it. Almost killed myself and the people in front of me that stopped to make a u-turn through the median of I-10. The text I “had to check” wasn’t worth 4 lives.
I don’t even use hands free calling now. If I’m in the car it’s like I’m taking a shite. That’s my time. 30 years ago we weren’t all on call 24/7. I had friends whose parents were doctors and they’d call in with their beepers. But they got paid for that time. We’ve just accepted that we have to jump when they say jump.
End Rant.
Posted on 4/28/22 at 4:23 am to Zoo Crawfish
When you retire, dress disheveled, buy an old clunker and drive around all day just tapping into these assholes, then tell them you don’t have insurance. Explain that the light turned green and you thought they were going. Go ahead and drive off because the police won’t come, and there won’t be any damage to report. You can make a difference.
Posted on 4/28/22 at 5:54 am to Zoo Crawfish
Funny story when i was about 16 had an Uncle that i was riding with and we came to a redlight that was red. Pulled up behind a car that was in the left turning lane. My Uncle says," watch this". I guess he saw the driver wasnt paying attention and pumps the horn for a second. Without hesitation the driver in front of us gives it the gas turning left. The Funny part was the light was still red Luckily there was no oncoming traffic.
Posted on 4/28/22 at 6:09 am to FLObserver
Y’all gonna honk at Russell Crowe in the movie Unhinged one day.
Posted on 4/28/22 at 6:56 am to bluedragon
You took a long time to make up this entire pile of bullshite.
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