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Having my first yard sale

Posted on 8/31/19 at 6:58 am
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18072 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 6:58 am
Hung signs and nobody has shown up. Give me some out of the box ideas to get people to buy my junk.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16531 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 6:59 am to
Haul your crap to Goodwill and get on with your life. College football starts in a couple hours
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8339 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 7:01 am to
If you sell your yard you won’t have to cut grass anymore.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25577 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 7:02 am to
quote:

Give me some out of the box ideas to get people to buy my junk.


A "Spend over $10 and get a complimentary blowjob" sign might help.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20022 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 7:03 am to
Stand naked by the main drag by your house and use your semi-flaccid peen to point to the yard sale. That works for me!
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18072 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 7:04 am to
quote:

Haul your crap to Goodwill and get on with your life. College football starts in a couple hours


Well, that's the plan for everything I don't sell before 10:30am
This post was edited on 8/31/19 at 7:50 am
Posted by FlatTownDawgTiger
Ville Platte, LA
Member since Jun 2017
326 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 7:04 am to
If my team was going to lose to Memphis today, I would look for other things to do too.
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6252 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 7:06 am to
Spending hours putting 25cent price tags on things that never sell is no way to do it. You're better off donating the crap and selling the stuff people buy.

Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16531 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 7:07 am to
quote:

don't sale before 10:30am


'sell'
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112294 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 7:13 am to
Gonna be hard to sell the yard without including the house
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20357 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 7:19 am to
People are scared by the five pit bulls you have roaming. Tie them up under your trailer’s porch and maybe someone will buy your broken toilet seat and used meth pipes.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 7:22 am to
If the old folks didn’t show up at 3 am, you didn’t market right.
Posted by mtcheral
BR
Member since Oct 2008
1935 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 7:22 am to
Such a waste of time. Donate it and take the write off if you can itemize.
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64612 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 7:23 am to
quote:

If you sell your yard you won’t have to cut grass anymore.



What is the square foot price?
Posted by Johnny Carson
Member since Jul 2010
1010 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 7:26 am to
The idea of selling shite I don't want anymore and pricing it to practically give it away. Only for some mouth breather to try to talk you down from 25 cents on an item, is a version of Hell I don't want to experience again. Just put your shite on the side of the road and let the great unwashed haul your shite away.
This post was edited on 8/31/19 at 7:29 am
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18072 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 7:51 am to
I pretty much decided to haul the shite from my garage to my driveway just to see if anybody buys stuff. I made $15 so far.
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18072 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 7:54 am to
I would rather them just come and take stuff. I left it out overnight and the kids were worried someone may come and steal stuff. I told them that if someone came and stole it all, that would be fine by me. We are moving in Sept and I just want it gone.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65535 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 8:12 am to
quote:

If my team was going to lose to Memphis today, I would look for other things to do too.
Y’all still scared to schedule Maine again?
Posted by horn3810
Jackson
Member since Apr 2008
421 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 8:19 am to
Put it on Facebook marketplace and take some pics. People will be there within 5 minutes to get everything. I did this a couple months ago. It’s crazy how people will come when you put free, but that $2 I had on there was too much.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 8:19 am to
My wife and her sisters would do this about every 5 years.

I was disgusted that people would buy used underwear and there was no way those big bitches buying them could wear them.

Oh

Will you take .15 instead of .25

I'd burn that shite before I put up with that.
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