re: have you ever sent an embarrassing text by mistake

“sorry it was my friend”
It worked for me... at least in middle school

Pre cell phone story along the same lines.

When I was a kid I was baby sitting a doctors kids while he and his wife were out partying with my parents. (That Doc paid legit cash for me to play video games with his two sons. I bought my first car off those people.). His wife, a dime piece, took a taxi home from the bar because she was hammered and he wasn’t ready to come home yet. She went straight into the bedroom and passed out and the kids were asleep so I am sitting around the living room waiting on him to get home. I guess he thought I had already gone home. The phone rings and I pick up and before I can say a word he launches into a graphic litany of all the things he is going to do to his wife (thinking it is her on the phone) as soon as he gets home. After maybe ten seconds, he finally takes a breath and I say “Ummmm Sir?”

He immediately hangs up. Shows up a few minutes later, hands me a $100 bill (I was 14 mind you and hadn’t ever seen one I don’t think) and says “we will never speak of this. OK?”

Sent a dirty text meant for my gf to my sil. Brother wasn’t too pleased.

I accidentally sent my mom the story about the guy whose friends played a prank on him and called his parents to come over to his dorm when he was passed out, and put lotion used tissues and had gay porn playing on his laptop.

She did not find it as funny as I did

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you missed your chance.

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This was pre-teachers banging students days. I fantasized about it but it didn't seem a realistic scenario to me at 14. If she would have just looked at me hard it would have been over anyway.

A while back when some cop shooting occurred there was the text going around Lafayette that BLM was going to be blocking Johnston Street. It had a blind link with "info" that actually brought you to a pic of a rather large, naked African American man, front and center with what only could be considered an above average penis. I sent it to a buddy. He sent it to his dad to get a giggle. Dad didn't open it and sent it to every family member he had in Lafayette. I still Laugh out loud at the thought of them opening the link.

One time I texted "Love you, be home soon" to my supervisor instead of my wife.

I keep my texts pretty clean, so that's the best I've got.

"he screwed up"

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There has to be more to this story.

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Not really.

Late 30s, he had his head down, working his arse off to support his family.

Kids in school, him at work and nothing to do, wife goes on a health kick and starts working out and running. At the time he commented to me how into it she was - hitting it hard.

She met Jody at the gym.

Was going on for awhile. My buddy never saw it coming.

That one text changed his life - arguably for the better with the passage of time.