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Have you ever kicked your dad in the balls?

Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:10 pm
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:10 pm
As a kid something like he told you to turn off the video games and go to bed or that you couldn’t hang out and shoot hoops with friends.

You got real mad and were like “Nah, frick this” and kicked him right in the sack
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18472 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:12 pm to
my 5 year old was play fighting with me and accidentally kicked me in the balls

bastard
Posted by secfballfan
Member since Feb 2016
3370 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:13 pm to
I never did, but I assure if I tried, it would only be once.... "Father beats son to death, court rules it was justified "
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
19869 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:15 pm to
Never did that but I did leap off the bed onto my dad who was laying on the floor. Knee went right into his balls. He had to go to the hospital and was in some kind of sling for a while.

3 year olds are demons.
Posted by Sampson
Drusilla and Jefferson
Member since Mar 2012
24984 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:15 pm to
You’re an even more retarded OweO. Your threads consistently out-shite the previous one.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
67147 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:17 pm to
Only accidentally. If I had done it on purpose, as you are asking, I probably wouldn't be here today.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:19 pm to
It’s a legitimate question. Not sure what your deal is.
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
22876 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:20 pm to
I’m imagining this scenario in my head and I’m half in a cold sweat just thinking about what my dad would have done to me if I did that.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
32486 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

You got real mad and were like “Nah, frick this” and kicked him right in the sack
frick no.

My dad would have beaten me senseless, and rightly so.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
15200 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:22 pm to
I'm still alive, so the answer is no.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75414 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:23 pm to
quote:


You got real mad and were like “Nah, frick this” and kicked him right in the sack
I wouldn't be here to tell you "No fricking way."
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18214 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:23 pm to
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
37076 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

You’re an even more retarded OweO


Or another one of his alters.
This post was edited on 12/7/21 at 2:24 pm
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
7707 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:24 pm to
Not my dad, but did kick my mom in the nuts
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71864 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:24 pm to
nope. never raised a hand or foot to my dad. never wanted to.
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9020 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:26 pm to
No, but when I was around 14 we were playing golf. He was 20 yards next to me bent over identifying his ball. I swung a full 9 iron which shanked immediately towards him at full speed. Hit him directly in the a-hole. He hopped around for a minute then kind of layed on the ground groaning for 5 more.

20 years later we still talk about it
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
32486 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

Hit him directly in the a-hole. He hopped around for a minute then kind of layed on the ground groaning for 5 more.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71864 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:29 pm to
imagine

quote:

he told you to turn off the video games


lead to

quote:

kicked him right in the sack



which would have lead to


quote:

Dad beats son to death
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
5964 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:32 pm to
My son (8 at the time) accidently hit me in the nads. He ran away thinking he was going to die. He remembers that fear to this day (13).

Posted by massilsu
Oz
Member since Sep 2020
1947 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:33 pm to
no . never . i did punch my mom in the back once . felt bad but she was hasseling me all day so i had a reason
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