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Have you ever kicked your dad in the balls?
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:10 pm
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:10 pm
As a kid something like he told you to turn off the video games and go to bed or that you couldn’t hang out and shoot hoops with friends.
You got real mad and were like “Nah, frick this” and kicked him right in the sack
You got real mad and were like “Nah, frick this” and kicked him right in the sack
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:12 pm to Mr Personality
my 5 year old was play fighting with me and accidentally kicked me in the balls
bastard
bastard
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:13 pm to Mr Personality
I never did, but I assure if I tried, it would only be once.... "Father beats son to death, court rules it was justified "
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:15 pm to Mr Personality
Never did that but I did leap off the bed onto my dad who was laying on the floor. Knee went right into his balls. He had to go to the hospital and was in some kind of sling for a while.
3 year olds are demons.
3 year olds are demons.
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:15 pm to Mr Personality
You’re an even more retarded OweO. Your threads consistently out-shite the previous one.
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:17 pm to Mr Personality
Only accidentally. If I had done it on purpose, as you are asking, I probably wouldn't be here today.
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:19 pm to Sampson
It’s a legitimate question. Not sure what your deal is.
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:20 pm to Mr Personality
I’m imagining this scenario in my head and I’m half in a cold sweat just thinking about what my dad would have done to me if I did that.
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:21 pm to Mr Personality
quote:frick no.
You got real mad and were like “Nah, frick this” and kicked him right in the sack
My dad would have beaten me senseless, and rightly so.
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:22 pm to Mr Personality
I'm still alive, so the answer is no.
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:23 pm to Mr Personality
quote:I wouldn't be here to tell you "No fricking way."
You got real mad and were like “Nah, frick this” and kicked him right in the sack
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:23 pm to Sampson
quote:
You’re an even more retarded OweO
Or another one of his alters.
This post was edited on 12/7/21 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:24 pm to Mr Personality
Not my dad, but did kick my mom in the nuts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:24 pm to Mr Personality
nope. never raised a hand or foot to my dad. never wanted to.
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:26 pm to Mr Personality
No, but when I was around 14 we were playing golf. He was 20 yards next to me bent over identifying his ball. I swung a full 9 iron which shanked immediately towards him at full speed. Hit him directly in the a-hole. He hopped around for a minute then kind of layed on the ground groaning for 5 more.
20 years later we still talk about it
20 years later we still talk about it
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:28 pm to YumYum Sauce
quote:
Hit him directly in the a-hole. He hopped around for a minute then kind of layed on the ground groaning for 5 more.

Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:29 pm to Mr Personality
imagine
lead to
which would have lead to
quote:
he told you to turn off the video games
lead to
quote:
kicked him right in the sack
which would have lead to
quote:
Dad beats son to death
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:32 pm to Mr Personality
My son (8 at the time) accidently hit me in the nads. He ran away thinking he was going to die. He remembers that fear to this day (13).
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:33 pm to Mr Personality
no . never . i did punch my mom in the back once . felt bad but she was hasseling me all day so i had a reason
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