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re: Have you ever had compassion for a roach?
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:02 pm to Nephropidae
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:02 pm to Nephropidae
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Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:04 pm to chinhoyang
My fingers are burning looking at that
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:07 pm to fallguy_1978
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My mom was terrified of roaches and told me my dad used to tell her "there's a big arse roach on the ceiling!" and than he'd rip one when her head was under the covers. I'm this man's progeny
that's a nice trick for a new dad to implement. Mine would laugh and then proceed to beating the shite out of me.Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:25 pm to Nephropidae
Only the one when me and my twin brother were kids in bed in our room one night when all of a sudden my brother let's out a scream that would wake Jesus. I woke up and hollered at him to shut up, and he said a roach just landed on my face! I just laughed and thanked the lord it wasn't my face! 
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:47 pm to Nephropidae
A roach? No, I don't think I have.
I have carried daddy longlegs, beatles, etc. outside.
Sounds irrational but deep down inside I suspect I have some atavistic knowledge of which bugs are good / bad.
I have carried daddy longlegs, beatles, etc. outside.
Sounds irrational but deep down inside I suspect I have some atavistic knowledge of which bugs are good / bad.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:48 pm to High C
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My fingers are burning looking at that
That's actually pretty fat. Back in the day I'd have put that out on my tongue and then nursed it all weekend.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:50 pm to Nephropidae
Nope. I trust no animal that will survive a nuclear blast.
Kill em All
Kill em All
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:51 pm to Nephropidae
No those suckas are ruthless
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:53 pm to Nephropidae
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Have you ever let him go?
The opposite. If I’m going to the kitchen from bed for water and come across one that scurries away I tear apart the cabinets or will camp out waiting for it to come out to kill the nasty bastard. Ruins my whole nights sleep cuz I won’t go back to bed until I know I’ve done everything I could’ve to kill it
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:54 pm to Nephropidae
Hire an exterminator bro. Not even expensive, worth every penny down here.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:57 pm to Nephropidae
Nope I go full ninja when I see one I even have sound effects when I take his or her life.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:58 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
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Nope I go full ninja when I see one I even have sound effects when I take his or her life.
Ditto I’ll trash talk the shite out of it
Posted on 5/30/19 at 11:00 pm to Nephropidae
Posted on 5/30/19 at 11:59 pm to Nephropidae
Posted on 5/31/19 at 12:10 am to tiger11
Won't lie. Had some thick carpet in my last place. Went to hit a roach with an object but it just pushed him into the carpet a bit and didn't do any damage to him. He then tried burrowing into the carpet to escape. It was kind of cute honestly. I felt compassion. I scooped him up and let him go outside. It made me feel good almost.
Fast forward 3 years. I get out the shower one night and walk into the living room and I see a roach on top of my couch. I damn near lit the whole fricking house on fire. I'm back on the kill them all bandwagon.
Fast forward 3 years. I get out the shower one night and walk into the living room and I see a roach on top of my couch. I damn near lit the whole fricking house on fire. I'm back on the kill them all bandwagon.
Posted on 5/31/19 at 12:10 am to Nephropidae
I do feel bad for them......
I hate them but I feel bad for them.
I hate them but I feel bad for them.
Posted on 5/31/19 at 12:27 am to Nephropidae
When I found a roach in the kitchen, I sprayed so much Raid that it wafted throughout the house and killed my roommate’s pet tarantula.
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:04 am to Nephropidae
Yes, I have caught them in empty plastic jars and thrown them outside. It bugs the crap out of my sister that I do that.
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:37 am to Nephropidae
Normally, I kill cock-roaches on sight with extreme prejudice. I rarely see them anymore, but they still disgust me.
Last year, I took pity on a roach. I was in my garage and found one, it was furiously fighting for its life caught in a spider's web. The spider was slowly approaching the roach to eat it.
As much as I hate roaches, my fear and hatred of spiders is orders of magnitude greater. If it would've been ants swarming the roach or even a hornet scooping it up, I wouldn't have intervened.
But, frick SPIDERS!!! I rescued that cock-roach after killing the spider just to further piss off its daemonic essence as it left the arachnid's flattened remains.
I threw that nasty-arse cock roach into the dumpster where I knew it would feast like me at a Sunday Brunch. Yes, one coach roach has known my mercy and compassion.
Last year, I took pity on a roach. I was in my garage and found one, it was furiously fighting for its life caught in a spider's web. The spider was slowly approaching the roach to eat it.
As much as I hate roaches, my fear and hatred of spiders is orders of magnitude greater. If it would've been ants swarming the roach or even a hornet scooping it up, I wouldn't have intervened.
But, frick SPIDERS!!! I rescued that cock-roach after killing the spider just to further piss off its daemonic essence as it left the arachnid's flattened remains.
I threw that nasty-arse cock roach into the dumpster where I knew it would feast like me at a Sunday Brunch. Yes, one coach roach has known my mercy and compassion.
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