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Have you ever had compassion for a roach?
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:42 pm
Have you ever made the startling, stunning, staring, eye contest with a roach in your house late at night... a pretty biggin... tentacles flopping... lookin for an escape corner... could eat a Dorito's chip in one sittin' type roach. However, the kids are asleep, the wife is in bed, and you are just getting a glass of water and ready to call it a night...
Have you ever let him go?
Have you ever let him go?
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:44 pm to Nephropidae
Nope...a small skeet of Bengal roach spray is on the way.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:45 pm to Nephropidae
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Have you ever let him go?
Yep. I usually spray that weekend for them though. I gave that bastard at least a night's head start. If he doesn't take the option that's on him.
This post was edited on 5/30/19 at 9:48 pm
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:45 pm to Nephropidae
No.
I look at them and I immediately know there are more - and I want to kill him and his entire family. If if it was possible, I’d tie him down and let him watch. I’d let him watch as I killed his roach family and let the fire ants have their way w the corpses.
I don’t have this problem though because I live in a nice place and haven’t seen a roach in years.
I look at them and I immediately know there are more - and I want to kill him and his entire family. If if it was possible, I’d tie him down and let him watch. I’d let him watch as I killed his roach family and let the fire ants have their way w the corpses.
I don’t have this problem though because I live in a nice place and haven’t seen a roach in years.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:45 pm to Nephropidae
Nope. Not even one bit.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:46 pm to Nephropidae
I remember the first time I saw a roach fly.
My life hasn't been the same since. frick a roach.
My life hasn't been the same since. frick a roach.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:46 pm to Nephropidae
TRU ninjas keep roaches in the ashhhhhh tray.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:47 pm to Nephropidae
quote:
Have you ever had compassion for a roach?
frick roaches.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:48 pm to Nephropidae
I scoot them out if they're near the door or in the garage.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:48 pm to fallguy_1978
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Yep. I usually spray that weekend for them though.
That's kind of where I'm at... I want to deliver death to it... but, it's kind of late.
Felt pretty high on the trashy scale. But we have peace for the moment and I'll get'm later.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:48 pm to Nephropidae
I’ve been known to just shoo them out the house when nobody’s looking 
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:48 pm to Nephropidae
My buddy’s dad swears he saw 2 roaches screwing one night in his bathroom sink. He said he let them finish before he flattened them so they could die happy.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:51 pm to Stud Bud
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He said he let them finish before he flattened them so they could die happy.
Now, that is some funny shite!
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:52 pm to Nephropidae
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Felt pretty high on the trashy scale. But we have peace for the moment and I'll get'm later.
Maybe we are.
My mom was terrified of roaches and told me my dad used to tell her "there's a big arse roach on the ceiling!" and than he'd rip one when her head was under the covers.
I'm this man's progeny
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:53 pm to Nephropidae
No.
I’ve stopped in my tracks as I saw one of those big steroid popping SOBs on the wall of my carport. I went inside, retrieved a shoe, then popped that MOFO.
I’ve stopped in my tracks as I saw one of those big steroid popping SOBs on the wall of my carport. I went inside, retrieved a shoe, then popped that MOFO.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:55 pm to Nephropidae
Never. Not once. If I see one I go nuclear and spray all of my house and my neighbors’ houses. I spray the street and the stop sign. I spray the power lines. I spray the trees and if that don’t work, I’ll cut the trees down.
I’ll burn the house down if I have to. And while it’s burning, I’ll spray the flames.
I’ll burn the house down if I have to. And while it’s burning, I’ll spray the flames.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:59 pm to Spankum
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Nope...a small skeet of Bengal roach spray is on the way.
I've never encountered a roach yet that has survived a spray of that stuff. I feel like some kind of exotic reptile with my can of Bengal knowing I will be sweeping up a roach corpse a few minutes later.
There is no excuse for any household to be without a can of that stuff.
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