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Have you ever had compassion for a roach?

Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:42 pm
Posted by Nephropidae
Brentwood
Member since Nov 2018
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Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:42 pm
Have you ever made the startling, stunning, staring, eye contest with a roach in your house late at night... a pretty biggin... tentacles flopping... lookin for an escape corner... could eat a Dorito's chip in one sittin' type roach. However, the kids are asleep, the wife is in bed, and you are just getting a glass of water and ready to call it a night...

Have you ever let him go?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197943 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:43 pm to
i have pity for chris
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:43 pm to
No. Kill them all
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63272 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:44 pm to
Nope...a small skeet of Bengal roach spray is on the way.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

Have you ever let him go? 

Yep. I usually spray that weekend for them though. I gave that bastard at least a night's head start. If he doesn't take the option that's on him.
This post was edited on 5/30/19 at 9:48 pm
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
21085 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:45 pm to
No.
I look at them and I immediately know there are more - and I want to kill him and his entire family. If if it was possible, I’d tie him down and let him watch. I’d let him watch as I killed his roach family and let the fire ants have their way w the corpses.

I don’t have this problem though because I live in a nice place and haven’t seen a roach in years.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69234 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:45 pm to
Nope. Not even one bit.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:46 pm to
I remember the first time I saw a roach fly.

My life hasn't been the same since. frick a roach.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:46 pm to
TRU ninjas keep roaches in the ashhhhhh tray.
Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
93961 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

Have you ever had compassion for a roach?


frick roaches.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:48 pm to
I scoot them out if they're near the door or in the garage.
Posted by Nephropidae
Brentwood
Member since Nov 2018
2822 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

Yep. I usually spray that weekend for them though.


That's kind of where I'm at... I want to deliver death to it... but, it's kind of late.

Felt pretty high on the trashy scale. But we have peace for the moment and I'll get'm later.
Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
3482 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:48 pm to
I’ve been known to just shoo them out the house when nobody’s looking
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:48 pm to
My buddy’s dad swears he saw 2 roaches screwing one night in his bathroom sink. He said he let them finish before he flattened them so they could die happy.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63272 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

He said he let them finish before he flattened them so they could die happy.


Now, that is some funny shite!
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

Felt pretty high on the trashy scale. But we have peace for the moment and I'll get'm later.

Maybe we are.

My mom was terrified of roaches and told me my dad used to tell her "there's a big arse roach on the ceiling!" and than he'd rip one when her head was under the covers.

I'm this man's progeny
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20734 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:53 pm to
No.

I’ve stopped in my tracks as I saw one of those big steroid popping SOBs on the wall of my carport. I went inside, retrieved a shoe, then popped that MOFO.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21070 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:55 pm to
Never. Not once. If I see one I go nuclear and spray all of my house and my neighbors’ houses. I spray the street and the stop sign. I spray the power lines. I spray the trees and if that don’t work, I’ll cut the trees down.

I’ll burn the house down if I have to. And while it’s burning, I’ll spray the flames.
Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
4900 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

Nope...a small skeet of Bengal roach spray is on the way.

I've never encountered a roach yet that has survived a spray of that stuff. I feel like some kind of exotic reptile with my can of Bengal knowing I will be sweeping up a roach corpse a few minutes later.

There is no excuse for any household to be without a can of that stuff.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:00 pm to
Not once
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